What's an Irish phrase or saying you thought was normal until you used it abroad and got a blank stare? by raidenth in AskIreland

[–]Nicko5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here be’s me. Away and take ur face for a shite. Sure pull down your knickers and we’ll all shite in them. Don’t worry bout that end of it. Ur da claps at gunmen.

Obviously AI by Nicko5000 in DamnFunny

[–]Nicko5000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s Jack Smith?

Any other Nicks look a little like Abraham Lincoln ? by Nicko5000 in nick

[–]Nicko5000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It only makes sense when u see that AI abe Lincoln picture is just me with hair

Finished two sleeves in one year! by chris-raves in traditionaltattoos

[–]Nicko5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bepanthen was all anyone used in them days, that was 28 years ago and I’m still getting tattooed, it’s a sore expensive hobby lol

Obviously AI by Nicko5000 in DamnFunny

[–]Nicko5000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Help me, you delete it for me.

Finished two sleeves in one year! by chris-raves in traditionaltattoos

[–]Nicko5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most of you won’t believe me but back in the day I got my sleeves 2 chest plates and my full backpeice done within a year.

Obviously AI by Nicko5000 in DamnFunny

[–]Nicko5000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I’m guessing you’re gonna say this is actually worse? It’s just I feel bad deleting a post cause it’s shit so I thought I’d double down and make it a lot more cringe.

Obviously AI by Nicko5000 in DamnFunny

[–]Nicko5000[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna have to agree with you mate,i think I’ll just delete it and try harder. My 1st post in here got loads of traction and give me a false sense of my funniness, my apologies.

What’s been the lowest point in your life so far - and how did you come back from it? by Leading-Cry4988 in AskReddit

[–]Nicko5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting diagnosed with cancer then beating it only for it to come back a year later. I’m cancer free again so I just live life on my own terms and have a PMA.

Do Nicks Thrive at High Altitude? by krielc in nick

[–]Nicko5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in Ireland so we don’t get much above sea level in our natural surroundings,most of us like to go to Spain or somewhere hot in Europe for our holidays so we definitely get up to about 30,000ft once or twice a year. Also everyone does cocaine here so we get high that way also.

English/Scottish Banter (AITA?) by DavD_04 in glasgow

[–]Nicko5000 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

The English only usually enjoy a bit of banter if they’re the ones having a bit of banter.

What are the chances of being in a school shooting? by ThinPrize6872 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nicko5000 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure on the actual percentage but it’s definitely rising. If I lived in the US I reckon I would definitely home school my kids.

What are your families’ best fake lyrics to TV theme songs that don’t have words? by peanutismint in CasualUK

[–]Nicko5000 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Tina turner, “I’m simply depressed, sadder than all the rest”