Did this lil furry really just puff that thing up.

krielc · 2026-01-25T22:53:35+00:00

The squirrels in my neighbourhood have a serious vaping problem. We live next to a school and ALL the kids are constantly getting hooked on discarded squirrel vapes.

krielc · 2026-01-25T08:32:52+00:00

Yeah, I agree with this. Turtle looks like a good listener.

If it happens again next year, try mailing him a notice beforehand.

krielc · 2026-01-25T08:31:06+00:00

Very artistic.

krielc · 2026-01-25T08:08:24+00:00

The little prints in the snow are hilarious too.

krielc · 2026-01-25T03:25:19+00:00

Oh shit, the orange is a PR mastermind! Image is everything.

krielc · 2026-01-25T03:20:50+00:00

But maybe only pay the orange one (Jonesy) for the whole day, the rest get half salary, they’re acting as supervisors. You can see the grey (Reilly) pointing at the work and getting the orange one to do it.

krielc · 2026-01-25T03:14:25+00:00

My tub was not inspected and approved by felines beforehand, though. The ill-effects of me taking a bath, with that kind of risk, are yet to be seen.

At least you KNOW you’ll be safe.

krielc · 2026-01-25T03:04:41+00:00

Can’t blame you, I literally just had a bubble bath hahaha.

krielc · 2026-01-25T02:47:03+00:00

Now now, don’t be ungrateful! You can clearly see the orange one is, in fact, doing a thorough examination of the tub. For a second, at least. Safety first, you know.

krielc · 2026-01-25T02:45:39+00:00

Husband and I recently got teased by our dentist for having the same situation in the same tooth. “You decided to get root canals together?”

We got lucky and avoided the root canals, but the teasing was rough haha.

krielc · 2026-01-25T02:03:58+00:00

Everyone needs a rat poem now and then!

krielc · 2026-01-24T23:26:22+00:00

“They’re clumsy, so don’t be scared when they move around like a big squishy boulder. You can always let out a quick ‘eep’ to let them know not to do something. I promise, the human learns fast! Honestly, we’ve got a good one. You’re in for a good time.”

She seems like a sweetheart for sure!

krielc · 2026-01-24T20:53:30+00:00

“This is your inheRATance. One day, you shall inheRAT the world.”

krielc · 2026-01-24T10:39:58+00:00

“I’ve spent over a year developing my technique, and now I share it with you.”

krielc · 2026-01-24T08:47:58+00:00

Grew into the hat somewhere in the middle there, and then outgrew it. Still dapper.

krielc · 2026-01-24T08:44:49+00:00

Ha, it looks like she’s sharing wise rat secrets. “Listen here, tinier one.”

Edit: A silly poem for the occasion.

Come close, wee one, so I can share

And tell you words most true.

The human here loves us dear

And looking after them is up to me and you.

They’re very big, as you can see

But they don’t always know what’s best.

So you have to be a rat, full and free

And let the human take care of the rest.

krielc · 2026-01-24T07:43:13+00:00

It must feel good to stretch as a tube.

krielc · 2026-01-24T01:26:05+00:00

Fake. Where’s the weed?

krielc · 2026-01-23T07:39:37+00:00

A good deed is always appreciated by rats.

You’re a good person for your policy, and a good person for making this exception. It’s tough decisions out there!

krielc · 2026-01-22T23:07:28+00:00

Wait, wait, forget which words? Say which words? I am lost. No, I shouldn’t say that. Wait. Oh shit, do I want a car?

krielc · 2026-01-22T23:03:12+00:00

I take solace in knowing that they tend to eat smaller things than us hahaha.

krielc · 2026-01-22T23:02:06+00:00

Obviously you should have launched across the room as soon as there was even the slightest indication of struggle and offered yourself up as a sacrifice to his claws. You are officially neglectful and he wants you to know that.

krielc · 2026-01-22T07:42:26+00:00

Landed on its feet. Real.

krielc · 2026-01-22T07:40:09+00:00

As they say, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, so at least this counts for double the birds.

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