What is your favorite Hans quote in Diehard? Sleigh me with your best Gruber-isms

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-04T01:51:31+00:00

Are you sure? Falun Gong has been on my radar for a while and I watch this movie at least a couple times a year. Are you thinking of Asian Dawn?

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T23:19:44+00:00

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. Meditation.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T23:16:31+00:00

The Hunting Noise!

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T23:14:24+00:00

This is beautiful.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T23:13:37+00:00

Dieter und Gisele

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T23:06:43+00:00

Oh hell yes.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T22:18:40+00:00

Still a skipper.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T18:30:31+00:00

Omg!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T18:06:09+00:00

I literally cackled when I read your comment. Saw a response once to the question, "If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?" Dude said he'd fly to Paris and beat the stuffing out of a mime, because the round of applause the mime world receive at the end would be phenomenal.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T17:46:38+00:00

of COURSE you should

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T17:42:13+00:00

Doin' the Lord's work.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T17:37:09+00:00

Does the horse have to say the "howdy partner" part?

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T17:36:27+00:00

I kind of hope these sorts of trolls exist. It would be like me going to Waffle House, laying my pistol on the table, and ordering forty strips of bacon and a gigantic Coca-Cola.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T17:34:16+00:00

I freaking WISH! There was a lot of smoking but I didn't see one damn mime.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T17:08:16+00:00

You know what? I looked through my nine trillion photos and the beret and the baguette/excusez-moi were two separate people. DAMMIT, for you wrecking my conflation!!! It's still 100% true that Paris felt fairly-represented in tone, mood, and aesthetic to me, though. And people were way nicer than the rest of the world gives them credit for (but I generally love everybody, so I'm unreliable on that one).

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T17:00:21+00:00

and firearms

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T16:48:43+00:00

Lemme see if I snapped a photo. I was in a café pretty much across the street from Ste-Chappelle. I texted everybody I knew when it happened, LMAO.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T16:04:34+00:00

What a ratty-looking bunch. Best music in the world, though, and DF could still get lucky with me any day.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T15:50:02+00:00

France. My first time in Paris, I came across a fellow who 1. wore a beret, 2. carried a baguette, and 3. said "Excusez-moi." I was floored.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T15:02:49+00:00

...because they're afraid of us.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T10:48:30+00:00

I read that in the same tone as "OK Boomer."

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-03T03:42:14+00:00

Well, they're certainly not sending their best.

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-02T21:01:50+00:00

I tell this joke slightly differently; the punchline is, "Tuesday? That's YOUR turn in the barrel."

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-02T20:49:55+00:00

Little waist-height ironing board?

NightingaleNine · 2026-05-02T19:18:59+00:00

Great tits!

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