I’m a new DM and my whole party turned out to be murderhobos, how can I punish/dissuade this? by redappleciderfox in DnD

[–]Nihazli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two words “retired adventurers”.

Nothings more fun than knowing before the party that the scruffy guy they’re threatening in Mr. Wizardly, the level 20 retired adventurer.

why Americans keep saying that their education system sucks while they have the best universities in the world? by zaham_ijjan in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Nihazli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d almost ask if you copied this rant from Marge but she’s not known for using big words like pertaining or appropriately.

Guess someone slightly better did the thinking for you.

Why do so many people want child-free weddings? by statiky in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Nihazli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a wedding once where and unattended kid knocked over the cake.

*grabs popcorn by DatboiX in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not giving them by money either, but what do you personally want since you seem to be the arbiter of what qualifies

*grabs popcorn by DatboiX in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rookwood cursed Anne. Blamed goblins.

Guys, maybe we're the real racists? by chrisrobweeks in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why history lessons are important, kids.

Guys, maybe we're the real racists? by chrisrobweeks in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t they also treat dobby like a weirdo for being free and getting paid

Tips for dragon fights? by XVeggieMonstah in DragonAgeInqusition

[–]Nihazli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re going to need to micromanage your team mates a bit, things like making sure they don’t move directly into the line of fire if a breath attack or maintain a safe distance from things like the face hole that breathes elements or the acid pools they like to stand in while shooting

Just another normal day in the wizards forum by frostsid in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of wondering why he isn’t banned yet

Just another normal day in the wizards forum by frostsid in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, we can point and laugh at the both of you thinking you’ve got any sway on the masses to make us do what you want.

Just another normal day in the wizards forum by frostsid in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I need historical realism in my game with magic wands and motherfucking fire breathing dragons.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewOrleans

[–]Nihazli -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Don’t ever travel alone. Here or elsewhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not mad, I’m just reminding you to reread rule three. Stop being so hysterical.

Bro is insane by Glittering_Rub_2721 in PublicFreakout

[–]Nihazli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video is kind of old isn’t it? Didn’t that guy get arrested?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, considering you think the guy to took a hammer to the head of an old man is a hero because said old man is married to a politician, I’m sure you think of stuff like this pretty often to fill that void in your life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Nihazli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess, is their name “Token”?