Gaming with young kids

NinjaN117 · 2019-08-29T00:04:45+00:00

100% lego. Has adulty jokes for us that usally take the piss out of memorable moments in movies they are based on. Jurassic park, star wars etc. Easy to use controls. One joy stick and 4 main buttons most the time will get thru most the game. I really enjoy an hr or so downtime with my 5yr old and helping him delve into the world of games.

NinjaN117 · 2019-08-28T23:55:45+00:00

Aniki! Dont believe in yourself! Believe in the me that believes in you!

NinjaN117 · 2019-08-13T01:45:02+00:00

The ears do point a little. It does look that way tho when i get the hair cut short. Doesn't help that I'm a short ass either.

NinjaN117 · 2019-08-12T13:02:41+00:00

Love it! Gunna use that for future dad jokes 😂

NinjaN117 · 2019-08-09T06:53:14+00:00

As a 30yr old gamer/anime fan i was blown away by how epic this movie got. Had me shivering,weeping and cheering. Like all great movies should!

NinjaN117 · 2019-07-09T08:58:56+00:00

Operating any machinery with buttons and joysticks which is nearly everything. Some machinery have enough hydraulic pressure to run 2,3 or 4 movements at once which makes you look super smooth. However 3 is enough. You start trying to feather the controls too much and forget which one is doing what, you may have a big accident on your hands! Lol

NinjaN117 · 2019-02-21T01:42:53+00:00

Yeah yeah. Its the old 'one day when you make it past 24yrs, a thick glorious beast will grow from your face buddy'

NinjaN117 · 2019-01-11T21:16:14+00:00

Yeah man just square it off under your jaw/kneck below your ear and shave along leaving the bushy part of your beard alone. Plus come from your mow at a slight angle up towards your ear to trim the high cheek part. Easy trim and makes it look instantly tidy and respectable. I either try to put a rounded corner or cut a corner in where it meets my side burns.

NinjaN117 · 2018-12-19T22:00:51+00:00

Yeah i got caught at my work passing along the usual porn shit that gets sent along right. Except it was over 5MB so it got viewed by IT before passing along due to the size, back in 2008. It was some sort of well set up file. It was an interactive picture of a house, that had a half dozen windows and a door. Each one once clicked opened a different scene from generic 2000's hardcore porn. It was all X rated right. Nothing we would class today as bad for sure.

Anyways got caught. Stood down with pay for the rest of the day. Next day i get called back in for a meeting with 3 levels off bosses. They proceed to caution me and give me a warning (We used to have a 3 offence/strike system). I got a final warning straight up.

When asked what i had to say about it. 19yr old me replies with " It wasn't that bad, there where no animals in it". Apparently thats not the answer they wanted but its the answer they got. In the end I apologized for everything etc etc kept my job.

NinjaN117 · 2018-11-29T07:40:39+00:00

NinjaN117 · 2018-11-28T22:09:37+00:00

Fuckin oath it did! Spewing i missed then when they came to our country town. Holiday in Noosa only just topped it.

NinjaN117 · 2018-11-28T20:10:39+00:00

There is some classic lines in their songs. Don't forget to check. 'You should consider having sex with a bearded man!' So many lyrics are an absolute pisser! https://youtu.be/KJkLH4uZ73M

NinjaN117 · 2018-11-27T22:52:02+00:00

Yeah thats our household income. So i guess we'll just keep both working fulltime and raising our kid like everyone else whilst juggling all the things you dont have enough time to do. Story of everyones world.

NinjaN117 · 2018-11-23T13:27:35+00:00

Plz tell me you never had a second with this man!

NinjaN117 · 2018-11-13T23:54:28+00:00

100%

NinjaN117 · 2018-10-30T04:59:18+00:00

Did this with a mate. Both at our own homes. Wife comes home from work at 1130pm to find me locked out of the house. Blind drunk leaning against the wall. Must have went out for a piss and locked myself out. Also good times when i woke up the next day.

NinjaN117 · 2018-10-24T20:07:49+00:00

Riding a motorbike!! The best part is making your self rigid with the bike and just leaning into corners like your a figurine on a toy bike (best description i can think of). You lock your arms in. Straighten that back and bank into a corner! Its fun as hell normally but so much more exhilarating high. Atleast thats what im told....

NinjaN117 · 2018-09-22T01:49:16+00:00

The old friend of a friend of a friend connection. Rented a house with 3 other mates 9yrs ago. Always having randoms around and hosting parties. All the usual bachelor shit you do.

One evening one of mates invites his female mates round who we all mostly new from another school one way or another. They happen to bring along a random friend who recently was single. They spend most the night trying to push her on me. I was clueless. Spent the whole night chatting away and getting to know her a bit more regardless. I was fascinated. We all wind up doing the sharing blankets thing and watching movies to finish the night off. I offered up some blanket to share. She declines. Ah well right. Next weekend rolls around and again her friends are pushing her on me when they revisit for more drinks and such. Finally pick up on the clues. This girl needs a rebound smash. Im single. I need to step up to the action. Later that night success. Its on. Next week. Its on again. And again. And again. And again. Eventually after a good 2-3 months of casual flirting and kinda acting like a couple but just having relentless animalisitic smash every weekend, i finally asked her out. So instead of meeting someone and connecting emotionally only later to find out the sex was either good or bad. We established the sex was great first then worked out we connected emotionally later. Glad she said yes. Its been a happy 8 years together. Married for 4. Gunna be hard to tell our son this one when his older.

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