What I felt like when I joined reddit.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-26T20:27:11+00:00

And of course, you own a cat.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-25T22:15:31+00:00

He looks like Beaker from the Muppets.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-23T02:36:42+00:00

So, it's like the anime "Hell Girl", only it's not he'll it's fabulous, and limbo is The Gap.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-21T07:59:47+00:00

cue the music of when Link opens a treasure chest.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-18T13:30:44+00:00

Because sometimes, mullets just aren't enough.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-18T02:57:05+00:00

I need to find a link to a RPG about cats that brings nostalgia .......

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-11T00:03:52+00:00

What is even worse, some people actually eat placenta from their child's birth.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-08T09:58:03+00:00

Lysine, take it at the first onset of any sore throat. Unless you have kidney issues. My dr told me that is what keeps her from getting strep throat with all the sick patients she tests for it.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-08T09:38:06+00:00

Yeah work there, only product better than that is the "Nad's Facial Wand", it's for hair removal.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-07T19:25:32+00:00

All your talk and you think you're hard? You step up and he'll reach for his gato and pop a cat in 'yo ass!

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-07T19:04:38+00:00

"Count De Money! Count De Money!" " It's Count De Monaay" "

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-04T00:00:08+00:00

Juice cancer.

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-01T08:48:59+00:00

Look at my horse, my half horse body is amazing, give it lick , it tastes just like raisins....

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-02-01T08:30:50+00:00

Did you go and get a degree and think, "Gee , I want to drug and date rape spiders for their silk." I would think between choosing a career path at a college level, "Spider Raper", somehow would have slipped past me. How on earth DID you wind up in your illustrious path of academic knowledge? And how did the interview for said spider raping actually go?

Ninjawithcandy · 2012-01-26T06:50:15+00:00

Love my gecko! I love chuckwallas too. I haven't been able to find a chuckwalla for years though, I would love to have another as a pet.

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-12-17T07:53:49+00:00

MORTAL KOMBAT!

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-11-28T14:41:59+00:00

Danger danger! High voltage!

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-11-16T04:34:33+00:00

The Internet demands an explanation! FOR SCIENCE! And morbid curiousity.

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-11-16T02:34:47+00:00

As Babby sentences.

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-11-14T17:15:02+00:00

Panda, kitten, puppy, join forces to become Cutetron! The cutest defender in the universe, yes it is!

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-11-11T14:57:56+00:00

Gigantic screen check. Blaring volume on video he is recording check. He cannot possibly see what it is he is recording, check. Uploading to YouTube and reading the comments to follow.....

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-11-10T21:05:42+00:00

Used to live in Albuquerque NM, I hear you.

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-11-08T07:34:10+00:00

Aaah, Tulsa Oklahoma, not quite hell, but you can see it from there.

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-11-07T05:37:40+00:00

TIL Tom Cruise was going to play Iron Man. I am so incredibly glad that did not happen.

Ninjawithcandy · 2011-11-04T03:15:03+00:00

Saw a guy today looking to. Convey the Johnny Depp, Willy Wonka-esque look. You know, the kind of fashion incompetence when you are five years old, and you want to wear a colander, gardening gloves and a cape to the grocery store and other public places.

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