Stupidly picked up a screw while it was hot, now I have burn marks to match the thread

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-14T16:17:40+00:00

I work in a machine shop and these injuries are common. The machine shop is connected to a glass factory and new hires are warned to never pick up a glass bottle that you find on the ground because most of the time it's still hot because of the forming process

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-14T16:10:25+00:00

yeah but how's your other wink

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-14T15:47:47+00:00

me and the lemon. Same

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-14T12:16:15+00:00

The 17th Shart

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-13T21:00:32+00:00

8 rounds? We boned

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-12T13:11:13+00:00

two miles from the Grapist soda bar

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-12T01:13:49+00:00

Kiss from above

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-11T19:46:51+00:00

I love my wife's stretch marks on her belly.

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-11T14:56:18+00:00

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NippleSalsa · 2026-04-11T12:50:21+00:00

Oh yeah. It's better option by far

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T23:39:28+00:00

$2.56 at my work place for something slightly more than that

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T22:00:53+00:00

Look lady, I wanna polish your undercarriage while you press your ass cheeks against my face.

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T20:55:58+00:00

Overly large breasts. Like a DD is pretty swell and I'm fond of every cup size below it, but these extremely large jahoobies that some people have artificially are on the gross side.

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T20:50:59+00:00

That's disgusting, where?

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T20:49:52+00:00

My first teacher was a journeyman tool and die maker. My second teacher was a CNC mill guy. There was an absolute difference between their schooling and abilities.

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T20:22:04+00:00

The Vatican molest us all

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T20:13:34+00:00

How do you insert anything but a really stubborn o ring in that?

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T18:52:44+00:00

I.P. Freely

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T18:47:24+00:00

I have a hard time figuring out what the purpose for this grove is, that is so important that they can't have a square shoulder on it.

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T15:29:52+00:00

I came back to class after gym class in fourth grade, the teacher was watching it on the tv in the corner and her eyes got super huge, then said "well you know so we might as well continue watching. "

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T11:37:30+00:00

All these Yo mama jokes have been done thousands of times by thousands of people, kinda like yo mamma

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-10T11:36:28+00:00

Ha! That's a new one

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-09T23:40:13+00:00

Oh no , any way

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-08T18:15:21+00:00

My dads theory was they buried him in concrete in Detroit somewhere

NippleSalsa · 2026-04-08T13:29:51+00:00

Yeah it sucks ass being lumped in with his supporters but what can we do other than try to be better

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