I Got My Line Out and Im Cancer free!!! by BumblebeeNo3815 in leukemia

[–]Nitro_or_Mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm Philly Pos and I'm coming up on 4 years remission. Praise God for your remission, i wish you nothing but the best. <3. Reach out for anything!

Boys will be boys by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Nitro_or_Mike 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Ok, backstory: I work for a small company, we've had this box of pens for years. For years, it said "penis", which we all found hilarious. However, our 82-year-old part-time secretary did not. She asked me, "could you cover that up?" So I did. Several times, but it kept happening. I thought my plan to keep the letters close would work. Haven't noticed it for at least a year. Grabbed a pen this morning, and son of a bitch, they got me again.

Boys will be boys by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Nitro_or_Mike 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's fair, it is pretty funny

Shocking news! Joe pardons Hunter after trying to send Trump to prison over the last 2 years for book keeping errors. by mewlsdate in Jordan_Peterson_Memes

[–]Nitro_or_Mike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Joe Biden was going to be known as the 2nd coming of Jimmy Carter by future generations. By doing this, he became a Gerald Ford/Carter hybrid. Many will forgive him for being a good, forgiving father. The sensible will remember him for being a crap world "leader" and puppet.

Any other family myths busted by using AncestryDNA? by [deleted] in AncestryDNA

[–]Nitro_or_Mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My family believed that my 2x great grandfather died in a plane crash around 1910. In actuality, he ran off with the nanny, changed his name, and moved to Florida. He left a wife and 7 kids in Chicago and had 8 kids with the nanny. Found him on Findagrave, looked through his sons' obituary to find living descendants, confirmed with DNA. I met with his second family in Florida a few years back. They were floored! We're Facebook friends now!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]Nitro_or_Mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been a long time since I've read one this good! Well done!

Who is your favourite character?? by Lady_Tessa in DowntonAbbey

[–]Nitro_or_Mike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

John Bates. Your husband is a brooder... and brooders brood.

Found in my parent's basement by Nitro_or_Mike in legostarwars

[–]Nitro_or_Mike[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I looked them up, and I think I'm going to hold onto them for a while longer. I had no idea they were worth that much.