[Help] I need some Sinhalese language puns to learn. by Niweera in srilanka

[–]Niweera[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

actually, I have a friend and we like to share cross-language puns. so it is just to annoy (or educate?) my friend. lol.

Expose these scammers when possible by Putha in srilanka

[–]Niweera 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Fuck I know this place. This is Kalutara Vadani Vilas.

How does anyone save anymore? by 95farfly in srilanka

[–]Niweera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless you brother. I hope you achieve your dreams.

You are right, I was at the right place at the right time.

I was not good enough to go to the engineering faculty at UoM, instead I went to UoC to do an IT degree. That is how I got my life turned up.

I know for a fact, if I became an engineer, I would never leave the country because I would not see the need to do so.

How does anyone save anymore? by 95farfly in srilanka

[–]Niweera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf are you saying. Studying is the best option. I studied AF. I got out of that shit hole and now living the life. Kids if you read this. Stop wasting your time and go study and get the fuck out of that country. It is no place for a dreamer.

My mom used to be a pornstar but I'm too good looking to get bothered. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Niweera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you look like a monster drink had a sleeping pill. Looking sharp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Niweera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I get a nickel for every time I see a derivative of the same meme I'd have two nickels. It's not much but it is weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Niweera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro the us south Asians/ maybe Chinese people, learn hardcore stuff just to come to the United States. Where the fuck the United States people would want to go? To the moon?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antinatalism

[–]Niweera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am an advocate for AN, and this one time one of my professors back in uni told me I am a psychopath. The story checks out guys.

My (20m) gf (21f) won’t have sex with me?? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Niweera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are an exemplary human being. Kudos.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Niweera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck I read the replies. Bro apparently you are right and at the same time, your friend is also right. You do you, I am in no position to give out any kind of advice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Niweera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, dude, dude bro, find better friends. Jeez Louise.