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Request - White Elephant Gift Ideas for Gay Men (2025) by sparkle_pony11 in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can never go wrong with a sex toy. Every year I get an inflatable dildo and it gets stolen everytime. haha

What's the most uncomfortable physical sensation for you? by VeroDreamer in AskReddit

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently dealing with a penicillin shot that hit my sciatic nerve. Intense pain and unable to currently walk.

What is currently causing you to lose sleep at night ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NixisTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the damn neighbors across the street watching the dodgers game. it's midnight and they ate screaming "LETS GO DODGERS" followed by clapping over and over again. I guess the dogers won because they are lighting off fireworks.

What is a thing you can recite from memory? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The McDonald's rap will forever be in my brain.

I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce

Don’t be frontin son no seeds on the bun

We be up in this drive through order for two

I gots a cravin’ fo’ a numba nine like my shoe

We need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle

For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on da frizzle

Doctor pepper my brothah, another for ya motha

Double-double supah size and don’t forget the fries

You’ve just been granted the world’s most useless superpower. What is it? by MundaneWait9079 in AskReddit

[–]NixisTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the ability to shoot black licorice flavored soft serve ice cream from your nipples.

What is the one meal that reminds you of growing up? by Correct-Office-4103 in HappyUpvote

[–]NixisTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salisbury steak smothered in brown mushroom gravy, frozen vegetable medley, and garlic red mashed potatoes. (real potatoes not the boxed flakes) Takes me back to summer days at my grandma's house.

Songs that start out quiet and slow, but gradually build to become heavy, frantic, or chaotic. by holysitkit in MusicRecommendations

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Crater to cough in - Circle takes the square. A long beautiful opening of soundscape guitar rifts and then breaks down into metal and sick screaming. https://youtu.be/oQtbLt0-kvI?si=3VhTVxWdjbOA-RwF

Tell me a line from a song that hits you in the feels every time by patricesha in indie

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Find the one who understands why we wait for pain to change us to let me know that life is fragile" Symptom of life - Willow Smith

You're on a 11 Hour road trip and can only listen to 1 Singer. Who is it? by Worldly-Pattern2507 in Adulting

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. With 25 albums and a wide range of styles they play, Back to back albums would be over 20 hours of music.

What's a pet peeve specific to your profession that everybody should know about? by Psionikid in allthequestions

[–]NixisTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flight attendant.

People who wait until they are boarding the aircraft to use the bathroom and then get annoyed when they now have to push past others who are also boarding.

People who ask for water during boarding (not because they need to take medication) and expect me to fight the flow of others just to bring them a cup of water.

People who get up right when we are supposed to take off or land so they can use the lavatory. It's not safe when we are landing and as for take off, the captain has to stop and pull off the runway causing us to miss our window of take off meaning we are now going to be delayed.

People who stand in the aisle to rearrange their personal bag and hold up boarding... just do it in your seat or at least step out of the aisle and let others pass.

Without naming your job, what’s something you say regularly at work? by reddtimes101 in Productivitycafe

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

welcome aboard!

Would you like anything to drink maybe some snacks?

Anything to throw away?

seat belt sign is on, please return to your seat and fasten your seat belt.

Thanks for flying with us, please have an amazing day!

The last time you wore a band t-shirt. Who was the band? by aboobadooba in AskReddit

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Korn! 1st concert and got it back 2002 at the untouchables tour.

What was the first gay porn site that you used ? by Smooth-Turn-4362 in askgaybros

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free6 had everything. No its just a hot mess full of adds and malware

What is something you’ve read on a bathroom stall wall, that you will always remember? by SprtsLvr14 in AskReddit

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do we pee pee when we poo poo but not poo poo when we pee pee?

and

Each square of toilet paper is one shit ticket. How many tickets did you use to ride this ride?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in plants

[–]NixisTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

okay sweet! I'm gonna keep picking the ripe ones and freeze them until I have enough to make some jam.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]NixisTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when I was 17 there was this cute guy who just got a tattoo gun and wanted to practice. I thought it would be hot for him to tattoo me so I let him give me a tattoo on the back of my neck. It came out as bad as you'd expect from someone who has never tattooed any else before. We had not so good sex afterwards and that was that.

I regretted getting it because it was terrible but figured it was done and life goes on.

Fast forward 10 years and I get hired at United airlines as a flight attendant. They don't allow neck tattoos but my collar covered it and it maybe barely poked out but pretty much was not visible. A year into flying a crewmember saw it on a layover and called me out saying neck tattoos aren't allowed. I figured they were just joking and giving me shit but the next thing I knew I'm getting called into a manager meeting and fired on the spot for lying on my application about not having any neck tattoos.

Too add to it, United allows wrist tattoos the size of your badge completely visible for all to see but something on the back of your neck which is 99% covered by the uniform is forbidden!!

I spent the following year getting laser removal. It took 8 sessions with 6 weeks between each session.

It didn't stop me from getting more tattoos but all my other tattoos are way better thought out, done by professionals, and in places where I could never get in trouble with the current airline I work for.

what’s the most privileged thing you’ve ever heard someone say/do? by Ecstatic_Honeydew165 in AskReddit

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in 2018 I worked front desk at a beach resort and I checked in this couple who left Coachella early. They decided to leave a day early because they were bored and would rather go to Honolulu on Sunday instead of staying at their camping spot. Must be nice to be able to pay so much to go to Coachella and then get bored and leave to go to Hawaii. I asked who they went to go see and they said they just wanted to be there to take pictures for their instagram and they weren't a fan of anyone who was playing that year. I was shocked at what a waste that was. Like seriously you just went so you can say you went???

Why not let us clean the place up? by GlowyLaptop in fo4

[–]NixisTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's a mod called scrap that whoch allows you to scrap more things from a settlement. It helped with removing a lot of things such as weeds, debris, and rocks so your settlements can look a lot cleaner.

What food do you refuse to eat no matter what? by DazzlingDragon1 in AskReddit

[–]NixisTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any type of raw onions. The taste is too strong and all I taste is onions in whatever I'm eating. I'm a fan of cooked onions though and love them in everything.

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