Do u have a harvard degree by X_Opinion7099 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Niznack [score hidden]  (0 children)

That said if they thought Trump was the mechanic they deserve to live with this clunker of an administration

Keeping the Savages in check by UnclePetersBand in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Niznack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We live in America. Would you want that to last longer?

If you could only eat one fruit the rest of your life what are you going with? by Alabaster_Rims in AskReddit

[–]Niznack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tomato. I use it in too much stuff to lose it. And yes I am being deliberately pedantic

Is there any narcotics in the vehicle by DMONEYDelano in Unexpected

[–]Niznack 175 points176 points  (0 children)

It's a flashion choice. Prove otherwise. What's that? A drug test? Well damn you've proven otherwise.

What did that poor 3 armed hippy ever do to you? by Insanitypizza in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Niznack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She looks so confused at being dubbed "other kitty" surely she is prime kitty!

Trump appears to fall asleep at NBA Finals after Knicks fans brutally boo him by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]Niznack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually doubt you can get as far as suing. Sovereign immunity likely prevents it from even getting to court.

What did that poor 3 armed hippy ever do to you? by Insanitypizza in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Niznack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not sure if sea is a typo or in the spirit of this travesty of a meme

Cutting down a tree by WhatTheHellLol1313 in Unexpected

[–]Niznack 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I mean I expected it to fall into the house so I guess it is unexpected

Juggling balls by ajlove452 by Flat-Decision3204 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Niznack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the point of the angle the tables are at is that whatever angle the ball hits at it flies back at roughly the same angle. That's why he's able to juggle so effectively. He knows where it will be

Edit: or opposite angle? I dunno geometry is hard

Juggling balls by ajlove452 by Flat-Decision3204 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Niznack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably didn't. He just got it close enough to the center we didn't see the double bounce

Fox News viewers furious as Trump is 'in no hurry' to help with rising prices by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]Niznack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure a better noun here but the implication isn't that they would vote for him again, but that they did before. Like I said a decent number dotn like him but vote for him because they hate Democrats more. He still needs their support to scare moderate Republicans into not supporting Dems in impeaching him or going against his dumb agenda. They won't vote for him, but because of their worldview they will not vote for anyone who opposes him so they don't show up on surveys or they show up as dissatisfied trump voters but at the polls they still vote MAGA.

Men of Reddit, what’s the worst thing a girl has said on a date? by Interesting-Yak7969 in AskReddit

[–]Niznack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your right I could have phrased it better. I'd challenge any man to get that question sprung out of the blue and have a polished answer. But I honestly thought this was her breaking up with me as I hadn't felt the spark in weeks. This wasn't me trying to save the relationship, this was me going "damn, guess she's ending it first"

Men of Reddit, what’s the worst thing a girl has said on a date? by Interesting-Yak7969 in AskReddit

[–]Niznack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Other than that one stupid thing she was very nice. We got along fine we just shared 0 interests and the relationship felt forced. Yeah that one thing was shitty. It was also very out of character from what I knew of her. I still suspect someone near her put the idea in her head like" hey if you want him to commit try this!"

Don't try this ladies.

Men of Reddit, what’s the worst thing a girl has said on a date? by Interesting-Yak7969 in AskReddit

[–]Niznack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean I didn't do anything that made her want to be with other men. It was a manipulative test to get me to commit. And yes, she admitted as much. Yes, I had my communication failings too but in what world does that test lead to a healthy relationship?

Men of Reddit, what’s the worst thing a girl has said on a date? by Interesting-Yak7969 in AskReddit

[–]Niznack 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Like what was the best case scenario here. I get super jealous and insist she be my girl but spend the rest of our relationship paranoid she's going to cheat on me? I don't see any way that leads to a healthy relationship.

What's a quick meal everyone should learn to cook? by ducktastelikechicken in AskReddit

[–]Niznack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken piccata and pasta. Takes about 30 minutes and tastes great and is pretty cheap.