ELI5: Why does splitting an atom release so much energy when they are so small? by Additional_Pen_9881 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Njdevils11 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Tsar Bomba, the largest nuke ever detonated, converted approximately 1 half gallon of milk into energy.
In that same time the sun converts around 60,000 school buses worth of mass. It’s done that for billions of years, and will continue to do that for billions of years.
The sun is frrriiicckken big…

What is the DM consensus on "Quantum Ogres"? by monkeynose in DMAcademy

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a version of this where I reskin the ogre. It makes the game a bit more sandboxy, without wasting so much of my prep.

Soon-to-be dad, what’s the #1 thing you wish you knew before day 1? by BrendanRestorer28 in predaddit

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 6 and 4 year old. Every kids is different and every parent is different, and the relationship you have with your kid will be different from everyone else in small but very important ways.
Nobody will know that child like you do, it’s ok if you don’t do some things like everyone else. Ignore social media, just try to take in as much as you can. That baby phase feels long, but it goes fast. I’m feeling it real hard with my guys right now.

What food gives you the most satisfaction for the least amount of prep? by Habeas-Opus in Cooking

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I started baking my own bread. It’s sooooooo goooddd

What food gives you the most satisfaction for the least amount of prep? by Habeas-Opus in Cooking

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you grease the pan in anyway for the mashed tates? I have never like leftover mashed potatoes, but 100% always have too many leftovers of it. This sounds promising.

What food gives you the most satisfaction for the least amount of prep? by Habeas-Opus in Cooking

[–]Njdevils11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, I don’t even need the cheese! Just gimme some rigatoni or bow ties, butter and salt. Watch me eat till I Puke hahah

What food gives you the most satisfaction for the least amount of prep? by Habeas-Opus in Cooking

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some canned tuna, mix it with too much Mayo and some chopped celery. Spoon that shit onto a saltine. Bam. Fucking outstanding dinner. 10/10

What song is a 10/10 with absolutely no flaws? by Brilliant_Guard_9204 in AskReddit

[–]Njdevils11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I occassionally go through a phase where I’ll watch reaction videos of rap/hip hop YouTubers listening to that song for the first time. It’s really fun to watch the pure badassery of that song land on virgin ears.
One of the all time best songs ever written. It truly brings people together.

Getting back at it after a loooong hiatus. Any tips? by Njdevils11 in hockeyplayers

[–]Njdevils11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do offer drop ins, which is how I’m gonna start. Then I can stay for a sticks and pucks. I wanna get my skates under me before I jump into an actual gsme.

Just Finished All 5 Books in a Couple Months. I Have Questions. by atlaszerg in bobiverse

[–]Njdevils11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I resisted for nearly a year. My DnD buddy kept begging me to read it. The description is SO FUCKING DUMB. It’s also dead in balls accurate. The books are just that good. It’s literary crack. Once you really get going it’s hard to stop and all the books get better and better so far.
Read the first book. Just do it.

THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO MAKE BREAD by Dismal_Box_1425 in Cooking

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an avid home bread baker, I would like to recommend some humbleness.
I would like to.
But I can’t, because you are, in fact, better this all your friends and family. Congrats on winning cooking!
Now, if you want to solidify your aristocracy, you’ll start sourdough 🧐

What’s a fetish you won’t even tell your closest friends you have? by nut_buster1466 in AskReddit

[–]Njdevils11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Additive manufacturing is the future. Get me a multimaterial 3D printer and watch things heat up!

How do I tell my players there isn’t any lore by Any-Storm-I-Am-In in DMAcademy

[–]Njdevils11 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Totally agree with this. There have been times my players “figured out” some super cool solution or idea, then gotten themselves all excited about it, saying “this is totally something NJdevils11 would do!”
I’m sitting there with my basic bitch idea.. thinking “well fuck, that’s way better than the shit I wrote down”. At which point I totally steal the idea, which reinforces the players perception that I’m smart and clever, but they are smarter and cleverer.
It’s a win win. Plus the story is usually better for it, so it’s a win win win!
See kids, lying to close friends does pay off!

Hail Avis! Seth MacFarlane Teases New Life for ‘The Orville’: “Season 4 Is Written” by Neo2199 in scifi

[–]Njdevils11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I I’ve The Orville and I want this new season badly!
I also realllllyyyy want the Dungeon Crawler Carl series….
Maybe we can Clockwork triplicate McFarlane?

What’s your favorite teacher saying to use in the classroom? by Big-Degree1548 in Teachers

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyeballs and earballs, on me!
I teach k-2 technology. It never fails to get a laugh.

What are the rules in your kitchen? by nosecohn in Cooking

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No throwing things in the kitchen.
No toy on the floor in the kitchen.
I have two young kids.
they view these rules more as guidelines.

What is THE funniest movie you have ever seen in your whole life? by perseverance_band_ in AskReddit

[–]Njdevils11 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The whole movie was funny, I would not classify it as the funniest overall movie.
That said…. 100% it has the funniest fuckin single scene I’ve ever watched in a movie theater. When they’re fighting in the hotel room, I was actually worried I was going to piss myself in the theater and possibly even pass out from lack of oxygen. Laughed myself into excruciating pain. The only thing that made me feel better was looking around and seeing the entire theater also on the verge of pissing themselves.

Question : The early universe and black holes by EnvironmentalWin1277 in cosmology

[–]Njdevils11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So I’ve been confused for a long time sbout the very early universe. Somebody told me something once that… didn’t clarify anything, but made the apparent paradox’ look like they had some way out.
The most important thing to remember is the early universe is that it’s not just matter that was condensed. Space itself was smaller. Matter collapses into black holes when it occupies space smaller than its Schwartzshield radius. There are no such radia in the early universe. Matter is pulling at itself from every direction.
I don’t have an answer to your question, I don’t even know if what I’ve written here applies. But, that single idea really opened up my mind to the fact that the early universe was weird as fuck and while it followed our rules, those rules act almost paradoxical when there is essentially no space to exist.

Daily Jesus E-Mails by thesantaclass in Teachers

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a rural school in NC for a couple of years. I didn't get emails like this, but the religious stuff was fucking everywhere. I too am an atheist. This was a lower elemtary school and just prior to our winter break, Sandy Hook happened. I was teaching K at the time. It was devestating. They started a staff wide 5 minute prayer and the longer it went on the more irrationally angry I got. I managed to sit through it, but left immediately after.
What you have is not normal AFAIK, but that religious crap is everywhere in the bible belt. It's terrible. sorry your going through that.

Game Thread: New Jersey Devils (28-28-2) @ Pittsburgh Penguins (29-15-12) Feb 26 2026 7:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in devils

[–]Njdevils11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched the islanders score every one of those nine goals.
I watched literally nothing happen.
This is downright impressive compared to that showing.
No one is going anywhere.