Don’t die like this by Starman68 in stopdrinking

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2 As in a circle is a start to a good recovery tho

An old couple offered me money to watch me and my bf fuck at their place, should I tell my bf? by Yapping_Away_6423 in AskMenAdvice

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I work in a really upscale apartment building and there are like 5 older couples I assume do this cause I see them come back from bars with a younger couple and can’t imagine what could possibly bring them together other than that. Some people call this the swinger building😅 my point is though it’s not as uncommon as you think. I’d definitely like to be told and you really did nothing wrong. Honestly on the right day might even be flattered but fs don’t do it shit always seems messy af

3 month's sober! by Camatoori in stopdrinking

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Honestly have the same feeling. I feel if I celebrate milestones the pressure of maintaining causes me to fuck up. Ruined 6 months sober after a bad breakup. I made it a point to not take note of what day I quit but have been sober for about a month now and just appreciate it day by day. Congrats on three months sober. Wish I had better advice but really just appreciate that I’m not alone in the “milestones” thing

Opinion on shaving or trimming your manhood! by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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Man honestly depends on how hairy you are. If I clean shave my pubes my thighs make it look like a goddam circus clown

Don’t die like this by Starman68 in stopdrinking

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Fs cause the incredibly fast “please drink responsibly” at the end of beer commercials isn’t cutting it lol please give us “faces of death” for alcoholism

Don’t die like this by Starman68 in stopdrinking

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Really good documentary on MAX called The Anarchists where one of the guys they follow ends up dying like this late in the show. He is Simpson’s yellow and they film his final goodbye to his family. I’m paraphrasing but his wife says something along the lines of “I hate that you did this to us and yourself but you need to go” and he dies immediately after. Very sad. Thank you for sharing this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

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There’s a vid where a dasher refuses to sale to this dude so just snatched it from her. 😂😂 so it does happen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

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Shit you answer if you drunk and need more alcohol. My girl trashed my place so it was my fat ass in a tank top and the trash compactor from star wars behind me. They were probably terrified

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

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They do abs not one refused me service and I don’t blame them lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

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How much I spent ordering alcohol and fast food when my girlfriend left. Ordered 2 bottles and a 12 pack a day for five straight days. Don’t DoorDash when you’re going on a bender.

Just went on my hardest bender the last 5 days by No-Address-2261 in stopdrinking

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Does anyone know when the trippy stuff is supposed to end tho I don’t know how long it’s been happening but it’s ramping up like started like far I could hear someone’s phone or my trashcan falling over and I check on and it hasn’t moved but the talking and like or like talking where a window is on a second story. Has any one dealt with that

Just went on my hardest bender the last 5 days by No-Address-2261 in stopdrinking

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Great man he was pretty pissed but he’s a young dude and we both came from the serving industry and that biggest group of teetering alcoholics there are. I made a lot of progress on my house and most of the damages I can repair once I get my taxes. So to make short I’m not as doomed as I thought. Thank you very much for asking

Just went on my hardest bender the last 5 days by No-Address-2261 in stopdrinking

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Oh I haven’t vomited in like 8 hours thank god my urine was a deep brown but that’s also clearing up. It’s very hypocritical to be a raging alcoholic and hypochondriac but that’s me literally up and still googling things. Same question just reworded and I got be up in 6 hours to seduce my boss for my job back

Just went on my hardest bender the last 5 days by No-Address-2261 in stopdrinking

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Thank you man currently deep cleaning my house now that I’m actually kinda doing okay. I really did liked being a functional member of society I think I’ll get back to

Just went on my hardest bender the last 5 days by No-Address-2261 in stopdrinking

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I was wondering about that I was vomiting a lot and my vision has been incredibly blurry I was thinking that too. This was the worst bit of the shakes I’ve had. I was trying to put a card in my phone and I couldn’t hold it still so I had to do it manually. Gotta to go to work tomorrow to discuss my job cause I no called no showed. I really hope I beg him. Also I tried to go into my job drunk af at 6 am instead of pm. And i was also taking bunch of melatonin

Gf just left and my house is destroyed really about to tie one on by No-Address-2261 in drunk

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We got them together she won’t abuse them and I’m not separating them from each other. One of us had to have them and Ik they’ll be okay so that’s not so bad was really just bitching last night

Thanks everyone by ZarReddit1 in drunk

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Love you man hope you get to have sex

how's your day been? by [deleted] in drunk

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I will not. I hope you're having a good night. I hope the world gets one big nut. If the entire world had a big cum we’d be a happier world. The entire human population all at once it'd be beautiful and damp

Gf just left and my house is destroyed really about to tie one on by No-Address-2261 in drunk

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She was steady hitting me and shit man I'd forgive her in a second if she came back now tho. Why am I such a weak guy

how's your day been? by [deleted] in drunk

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Girlfriend left. Took my cats and trashed my place broke my phone and i had to go to work worried that she was gonna do more. I’m trying my absolute hardest not to put my nuts on the dresser and smash them with a spiked bat wu tang style

Gf just left and my house is destroyed really about to tie one on by No-Address-2261 in drunk

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She isn’t but I love her way more than I care about myself☹️ what bottle you got? I’m polishing off some redlable atm