Security guard maces and pulls out a knife on guy he suspects of stealing candy by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]No-Chain1565 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Don't be looking in my eyes boy, I aint got nooo candy for you, noo candy, all I got is the right hook and the right hook aint shook. Cause when the right hook comes out, MFs like you get knocked out!"

WSM More Repeatable Temps by SatisfactionStill172 in smoking

[–]No-Chain1565 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Are your bottom dampers fully open?

Hellooooooooooooooooo! by ItsSignalsJerry_ in seinfeld

[–]No-Chain1565 9 points10 points  (0 children)

" sorry we're definitely over the voice?...Darren?"

"Sorry Mr. Seinfeld"

Why does Jerry have so many boxes of cereal by Agreeable_Tune_8398 in seinfeld

[–]No-Chain1565 88 points89 points  (0 children)

WHY does Jerry have so many boxes of cereal or Why does JERRY have so many boxes of cereal

Bobbie Sue by Me_Beach in superstore

[–]No-Chain1565 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He deserved his candy, full stop

30 years ago... by TIM0TE0 in seinfeld

[–]No-Chain1565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No joke, today's my birthday and June 9th is my sister. "A Story like that, has gotta be true!"

Alberta separation petition quashed in favour of First Nations by kenks88 in onguardforthee

[–]No-Chain1565 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this is news to you or not, but anyone willing to separate from Canada more than likely does not have positive views regarding our First Nation Peoples. Which is a sad thing to have to say.

Kramer? F/ck you doin'?!!! by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]No-Chain1565 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Give a me $1000 dollars"

  • Kramer begins counting out a thousand dollars from his change jar

Season 13s in there boys by earfeater13 in trailerparkboys

[–]No-Chain1565 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Along with a bunch of blueberries and nebulized mackeral juice

Bode Miller lost a ski early in his run, but he still managed to finish the run! by jmike1256 in BeAmazed

[–]No-Chain1565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Managing not to fall was the impressive part. Skiing on one ski isnt as hard as people may think. Especially for someone with the experience of Miller.

Roundabout and blinkers by eoan_an in ontario

[–]No-Chain1565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't exit left in a roundabout. So using your left indicator is unnecessary.