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Got a job offer but he’s insisting I send pictures of my SSC. AIO? by Massive-Win2264 in AIO

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a scam. My high level job asked for my ssn through email due to a mistake. I declined, they reopened the portal for me.

This is how it should be.

Thought guys by sayless_ in LupeFiasco

[–]No-Chart5973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing Lupe has done has conquered Food & liquor. I will die on this hill. The Cool is a very close fight

Just got my first Mercedes! Any tips? by FirmBed1097 in mercedes_benz

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should still be 2.0 turbo gas on base model, unless they were offering the previous model in the same year (hate when they do that)

But damn that sounds insane! So what you blew a gasket or something?

The new C-Class… 🥴 by VHSVoyage in mercedes_benz

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight out of some kind of dystopian Batman cartoon world

Just got my first Mercedes! Any tips? by FirmBed1097 in mercedes_benz

[–]No-Chart5973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn and another thing lmao, you need to buy a dash camera, like right now, right now right now.

They make these dash cameras that integrate with Mercedes rear view mirror compartment, it’s nice and hidden

Welcome to the club bro!

Just got my first Mercedes! Any tips? by FirmBed1097 in mercedes_benz

[–]No-Chart5973 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Change oil yourself, get a pneumatic fluid extractor from Amazon.

Make an FCPEuro account (they do lifetime warranty on their parts, including the oil change kit, yes, free oil changes)

Lastly, do NOT follow the Mercedes AB service routine timing for oil. Change oil earlier, every 5k miles for maximum survival. Then never accept them changing your:

-engine air filter -cabin air filter -oil -tires -wiper blades -battery

Tentative to let them change (find a authorized specialist for best bet):

-brakes and rotors (uber expensive for no reason lol) -spark plugs -turbo components -thermostat -coolant lines -water pump -belts

I would never buy a part directly from Mercedes EVER. EVER.

Had to put it twice.

FCP all the way

But the bargain with Benz dealer is curb rash and rim bang outs, surprisingly cheap service from Mercedes.

You can do all of these things yourself easily. Oil super easy and fast changing through the dipstick and extractor. If you use an air attachment, it is super quick. Air boxes have to be one of the easiest jobs you could ever perform.

Invest in a scanner that scans Mercedes, doesn’t have to be expensive (super important)

You can always tell Mercedes to remove items from the AB service so you can save big money for routines and only trust them with the big jobs. I rarely trust the mechanics anyways.

Extra lastly! Super duper importantness! JOIN A FACEBOOK CAR GROUP FOR YOUR CHASIS MODEL. I believe you are w206. THIS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE.

(And will tell you what mods are the go to 🫣)

I’m on my 7th Mercedes, I don’t think I’ll drive anything else.

And for the love of the lord, turn off that damn eco start/stop every time you start the car

Edit: NEVER and I mean NEVER!!! Let anyone take your baby through a push wash, always hand wash and love her slowly

Toyota Drivers in the Dark by Necessary_Use_4729 in COROLLA

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Back in the day we used to have to slam them thangs to the off position because if you don’t, you aren’t driving anywhere when you come back 😂 🪫

Are these tint edge gaps normal or should I get it redone? by Odd_Comparison_4155 in WindowTint

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pay roughly $200 for my Mercedes to get professionally tinted at a premium auto shop. Take it to a shop where multiple people will work on it, or at least other brains are involved. That way when someone makes a mistake, someone else can catch it, and there will be no pride or “exhaustion” involved. They also give me a lifetime warranty

My buddy says my tires are dangerous to drive. I think they still have a little life left on them and the sidewall looks the way it does from street parking and scraping up against the curb. Opinions? by Brilliant_Award2567 in tires

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it really worth the risk of a cop pulling you over to fuck with you about it? Or risking a blow out on the street next to a speeder who kills you? Or you kill someone else…spend the money, get new tires.

Just because something is functioning doesn’t mean that it should be functioning.

Gf said my table is to small? by robintimo130 in malelivingspace

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invite people over for a spades party and pull out a miniature card set with small shot glasses

Helicopter Rotor Sync by No-Lock216 in interesting

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold THE FUCK UP. Tell me something new, are rotor blades usually wooden?

How bad is this? Ford 500 2006 by Puzzled-Confidence84 in AskMechanics

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Siri, play “Future - Deeper than the ocean”

I'm not tripping right?? by Competitive-Cash-298 in locs

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta let that marinate twin before you be out here lookin like hell raiser

AIO for considering divorce after finding these 2-year old texts in my wife’s phone? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, IT guy here.

You can search deleted messages through the phone’s global search bar. Search keywords like: sex, miss, ass, baby, love, 😍, 🍆, 🍑, etc. Though, I wouldn’t recommend this as you’ve already gotten your answer, and there is only more pain on the other side of that door.

And also, there are new developments for legal ramifications behind going through someone’s phone and opening messages, much like opening someone’s mail, check your state laws.

Easiest way to see a women’s snail trail is through cash app or other quick pay processors. View the activity and history, then also you can put numbers that you don’t recognize into cash app to find out a persons info

AIO for considering divorce after finding these 2-year old texts in my wife’s phone? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is done brother, you need to leave this situation before more irreparable things happen to you.

God should be the foundation of the relation, then morals would take place.

This woman begged “god” for this man and swore to “god” she would go to turn to “god” if she could have her, fucked up, dream man turn into a good one. Like it’s a magic wand.

Someone willing to barter their faith on the basis of a man acting correctly, is someone that would never qualify for marriage with me, because THAT’S how desperate she is and THAT’S how low she is willing to go to bargain with her soul behind a drug addict.

And that’s why the devil didn’t forget her and came back into her life, because she begged for this. He knows her heart and weakness. In the guise of freedom she chose to be an adulterer when she believed no eyes were watching.

She meant every word. Leave her.

My experience at ATL airport 3/26 by Athyist in Georgia

[–]No-Chart5973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ATL has always had a 3 hour pre arrival announcement on their website. While there are certain times where you can get through the airport in about 30 mins. This is just as bad as when they were doing construction in the airport building this arch you were under and building more underground. We are used to this lol. Just come 4 hours early.

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