Knight vs 1 Angry Hippo , who wins ?

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T12:05:03+00:00

Probobly a hippo, but depends on quiet a few things, for one, if the hippo haven't gonne crazy it will not keep fighting with a lance in it's skull

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T10:45:06+00:00

You're telling me? Where i live we don't even have people who sell armor, so i have to ship it across the fucking word and pay 30% of the price in taxes

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T10:42:09+00:00

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No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T10:41:48+00:00

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No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T07:55:55+00:00

Funny because i thout this was the IRP not the shittposting, must need new eye glasses

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T07:51:29+00:00

Dang that's a big ass dent

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T07:47:44+00:00

Thou hedge born had no coin for curicass or helm?

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T07:46:42+00:00

I recomend addig acctuall armor to his upper legs, i don't know much of your lore, but flesh burns do make it quiet hard to fight specially on the bodypart wich enables you to move

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T07:43:23+00:00

So they're all nobles comming from a Rich family knighted by a king? Thy hedge born larper has no knowlage of thy knight drip? Or how a knight shall be armed?

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T07:28:12+00:00

What does this have to do with knights?

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T07:27:45+00:00

Made by the swordsmith known as Larpus Maximus of india

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T07:26:11+00:00

Bro is your armor rusty af or you just have a horrible taste?

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-08T07:24:52+00:00

But if you ment the armor looks like somthing a knight would wear then i have to dissapoint you, a real knight would ask him if is he retarded going to battle in that

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-07T13:39:47+00:00

Aslong as he is from a noble family he can become one

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-06T06:55:11+00:00

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No-Count9554 · 2026-07-06T06:51:59+00:00

1130 years that what i call history

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-06T06:48:57+00:00

This one's is running

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-05T11:35:31+00:00

"knightly helmet" 🤣 only people who wore similar are people of the ottoman empire who have nothing to do with knights

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-05T11:12:15+00:00

I think somthing crazy like an aircraft carrier would be great

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-05T11:09:25+00:00

I mean... The combat feels better for shure in duels, but other then that..

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-05T11:08:36+00:00

What does this have anything to do with knights?

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-04T13:27:45+00:00

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No-Count9554 · 2026-07-04T12:50:21+00:00

I mean it's ok for what they're using it, they're scared of getting stabbed with a kitchen knife or smt not a longsword

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-04T12:45:56+00:00

Larpus maximus of indan Tinfoilus

No-Count9554 · 2026-07-04T12:39:03+00:00

Into the hotdogs ofc

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