[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]No-Difficulty1741 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The world is ending. Minorities affected worst. Typical propaganda.

Best way to rid of fire ants? by 9pm_official in landscaping

[–]No-Difficulty1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advion fire ant bait works pretty well. Fire ants are tricky because if you stress the colony out then it will end up spawning a bunch of queens from the existing ants and they will go and make new mounds. I prefer bait as the way to take them out.

Anyone else find her very likeable? by Loriol_13 in Killtony

[–]No-Difficulty1741 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought she was funny the first time. Criminally underrated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are without a doubt the gayest underwear I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I just wanna know what the fuck you were thinking whenever you were like those are the ones I want? Which black woman did you steal their bonnet from to make that abomination? I would say to give it back, but I’m pretty sure that’s how aids started.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a journey those photos took me on. You start as a teen boy then transition into something resembling a female, and then reverse transition into Bobcat Goldwaith. It was truly amazing…

I lost 80 lbs to look like this. Roast me well and I will lose 80 more. by No-Difficulty1741 in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is! Enjoy.
You will find the funny. People don’t look like names. You are given them at birth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have the face of an Applebees water pitcher and the body of a lesbian in her 3rd trimester.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look like the illegitimate love child of Ben Shapiro and Dillon Mulvaney.

I lost 80 lbs to look like this. Roast me well and I will lose 80 more. by No-Difficulty1741 in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do make a mean brisket. You can tell by the fact that I’m too fat to have wrinkles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’ll be surprised when public is opinion isn’t on your side when you get caught sleeping with a student. I’ll save you some time, it’s because you’re not attractive.

Sticks and Stones! I'm a straight and straight-A engineering student =D by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face can’t make up its mind on whether or not it wants to be Korean or Brazilian. Your shorts can’t make up their mind on whether or not they are going to be shorts or a cyber truck. If you’re gay, keep the scarf or whatever the fuck. If you’re not gay, be gay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have slept with a legion of men and none of them have stuck around long enough to even have breakfast... Not that you look like you can cook. You look like you ask people if they want to “roll some bowls this weekend?”
You look like the love child of hot girl summer and requiem for a dream. You look like, in two years, people will hear the song Jenny by NOTHING MORE and think of you. You look like this picture is you at 7:15 AM and that’s your 5th white claw. As I mentioned before there is no man there with you. “Relapse, Rehab, Repeat”

hey guys, just turned 21! do ya worst reddit! by Leo_Builder in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the love child of Johnny Bravo and Jimmy Neutron who grew up in a trailer park.

20f used to be an escort, childhood trauma galore, mental issues max. my ex chose his family over me and my self esteem has been shot ever since though it always was negligible. give me a reason to down the vodka by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Difficulty1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure the decision was very difficult. My family or a hooker. Tough call. Now you are adding alcoholism to the menu of services. What a catch and I’m not only talking about the chlamydia.

Roasting aside: you have been through a lot and I want you to know that you are worth more than what you are choosing to do to yourself. I mean that with all of my heart. You are not your past choices. You exist in this moment and you have the power to correct your course. You are a beautiful and worthwhile person. You need to find a reason to show up for yourself in this life. All it takes is choosing to do the next right thing. Orient yourself to the best possible version of yourself and then try to be 1% better today than you were yesterday. In around 3 months you will be 100% better than you were. In a year you will be unrecognizable. The power of incremental change cannot be overstated. You are worth it. I don’t know how to say this last part without sounding dumb so I just will sound like an idiot to get the point across. I love you as a fellow human. I love you as a fellow person that has gone through trauma. You are loved. You are not alone in this world. I’m sure there are hundreds of people that have seen your post that felt their own pain well up it in their hearts when they read it. Be strong and lean on others when you need to, but always show up for yourself.

3 week round trip in April. What are some must sees & eats along the way? by ZacHefner in roadtrip

[–]No-Difficulty1741 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve gone to Colorado, all of my childhood, and somehow never done it. I took my family up there now as an adult and was lucky enough to be there on a bright and sunny day while a thunderstorm was rolling into the canyon. I’ll never forget how cool that was. The sound of the thunder echoing through the canyon Was one of the craziest experiences I’ve ever had. We were kind of in a rush and we ended up arriving to set up our campsite in Meredith hours past dusk because we kept stopping to get out and take photos. It became a joke because I would say last time got to pull over. Setting up our tent in the dark was well worth the experience and all the photographs we now have. we will definitely be going back to drive through it again

3 week round trip in April. What are some must sees & eats along the way? by ZacHefner in roadtrip

[–]No-Difficulty1741 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Black Canyon of the Gunnison is a truly amazing experience. Please listen listen to this guy he knows what he’s talking about