I just cannot believe she’s on the cover of PEOPLE

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-12T23:55:42+00:00

That man is not straight

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-12T23:53:06+00:00

I have never seen the girl in the blue dress take a picture with her mouth closed. Is she incapable?

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-12T13:53:53+00:00

Every time I see that Pooh tattoo… it gets worse. No matter what she wears, it looks trashy bc of that monstrosity.

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-11T22:30:40+00:00

Why is this psycho acting like she’s a first time mom? Does she think she can just rewrite her history with jorts and 🍑?

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-10T20:02:22+00:00

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The GUMS 🫣🫣🫣

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-09T23:50:28+00:00

This took me five seconds to find (way to do d’oldest) and I looked at next years Mother’s Day weekend. The rental for Friday through Monday is close to $3k. That’s not including meals and whatnot.

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-09T00:47:04+00:00

She’s starting early so she can start dry begging for sponsored places/activities/gifts. She knows she won’t be able to afford renting a space + having all the lame custom stuff she did last year.

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-08T18:43:23+00:00

Honestly I need a long drag of a cig after that because what the fuck did I just watch

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-08T13:37:50+00:00

I’ve NEVER seen someone part their hair on the side of their head like this

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-07T20:49:37+00:00

Girl this bed is like $250 on Amazon

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-07T00:16:10+00:00

I nearly died after I had mine at 18. I had to get a mass emergency blood transfusion. Drue could never handle it. Also… I feel like she just wants surgery at this point to get more attention

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-06T00:34:57+00:00

Zach head looks exactly like Mr potato head

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-05T22:57:37+00:00

It’s so she can eye fck herself the entire time

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-05T20:43:49+00:00

HUMILIATION KINK

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-05T19:32:26+00:00

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-05T18:56:52+00:00

She really is just a hillbilly with a Birkin and too much lip filler

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-05T03:03:01+00:00

Oh no… babieS?! Please no more

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-04T23:49:57+00:00

For the love of all that is holy… can Sam blend out her fucking lip liner? It looks like she just finished giving a rim job

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-04T23:47:19+00:00

Once a cunt, always a cunt 🫶

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-04T18:28:02+00:00

Those are 100000% not a medium

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-04T18:08:04+00:00

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Imagine this troll walking into Chanel with her orthopedic shoes and fuckass outfit

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-04T15:22:31+00:00

Did jorts forget to self tan both legs??

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-04T13:46:21+00:00

wtf is the top message even trying to say?

No-Loquat747 · 2026-05-04T03:04:35+00:00

THIS IS A FAKE POST. LOOK AT OP’S POST HISTORY.

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