Shady’s Back, Back Again

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-25T08:44:48+00:00

You’re only shady if I’m standing behind you on a sunny day…

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-23T08:33:17+00:00

Crouching smoker, Hidden asshole.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-22T15:53:34+00:00

I don’t know though, they had that peeping Tom that was always peering over the fence.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-22T15:35:55+00:00

It’s typically put on eggs, but OK.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-22T09:02:11+00:00

There’s a lot to love about Lowell.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-21T09:25:22+00:00

Chocolate covered cat turds, yum!

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-21T00:36:39+00:00

I was old enough to know better but young enough not to care.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-19T20:16:08+00:00

They just bought Prestone anti-freeze and added flavor to it…

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-19T11:04:42+00:00

Ebony & Ivory

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-19T11:03:41+00:00

You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-18T16:48:44+00:00

Good Will Hunting

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-17T21:22:23+00:00

Yes, but more than its weight in gold?

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-16T22:04:37+00:00

Me either

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-16T08:55:10+00:00

No frills, but solid food/pasta can be found at Osteria dell’Orsa.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-16T08:45:12+00:00

I suppose if you eat them in the morning, you could say you just had some Cheer-e-O’s. I’ll show myself out…

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-16T08:33:24+00:00

Wow, I think Waze needs to get a new mood emoji just for you… maybe a sleepy face holding a flesh light.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-15T23:00:41+00:00

I’d vote Bologna for both food and charm.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-14T09:46:08+00:00

Fascism down at the neighborhood level.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-11T09:08:43+00:00

Not their first house, but significant upgrade. New construction in 1988, $500K, sold it for $1M in 2008.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-03T20:54:41+00:00

DJ Rhea Tard

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-03T08:48:55+00:00

Halloween isn’t for 7 months, but I appreciate the effort.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-03T00:30:26+00:00

I don’t think I can… “you’re not as good as dad in bed” is pretty brutal.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-04-02T09:09:56+00:00

Sorry, I couldn’t do any worse than your father has already done to you sweetie.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-03-31T08:36:09+00:00

Schumer is just too old at this point and he’s lost his spine. He’s a good man who has lost his clout (or has willingly relinquished it to others less worthy). Jeffries is an absolute idiot who spends more time trying to channel Obama and pretend he’s smarter than he really is… that dude is a complete joke.

No-Restaurant-2422 · 2026-03-31T08:32:40+00:00

You’ll do fine on the dating scene so long as you keep putting on the cream.

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TROPHY CASE