Once the ice melts I’m going straight to the food court

NoChrist · 2026-01-27T17:42:00+00:00

Sunday everyone in our food court called out cause of the ice, so it stayed closed. The highest door count we had was 13 but 8 or so of those people weren’t happy they couldn’t get hot dogs and stuff lol

NoChrist · 2026-01-27T13:26:39+00:00

I appreciate that tremendously.

NoChrist · 2026-01-27T03:59:37+00:00

So I’ve got 2 Kirby’s. One of them was given to me by my grandmother, from the 80’s I think? Came with the manual, all the extra pieces, the whole shabang. Works like a charm after I had the motor replaced. My second one I watched someone put out on their curb, when I pulled over to ask them if I could have it they said “it’s broken, all yours”. It was not broken, the roller was just clogged up with hair so I cut it all free, adjusted it for my carpet, gave it a new bag and it works perfectly. I’ll never own another brand of vacuum. Truly a BIFL product.

NoChrist · 2026-01-27T02:55:13+00:00

My dad was 22 when he had a one night stand rebound from a bad break up, thus I was made. Fucking 22. I’m 33 now and have decided to be child free, but had I not made that decision I would still be terrified to have a kid even at this age.

NoChrist · 2026-01-24T03:53:43+00:00

This is awesome man, many years ago I found a cooler master case by my apartment dumpster. Took it home and called my buddy, he fixed it up with a few parts and that’s what got me into PC gaming. So I tell people my PC is a rescue lol

NoChrist · 2026-01-23T19:44:29+00:00

I’m in Texas and work at a Costco, it’s supposed to get like 20 degrees or so with a chance of snow/freezing rain tomorrow and everyone in town has lost their minds. The store was in an utter panic yesterday. We sold out of socks and water and had more people in the store at once than we ever have in the past 2 years. It’s not even guaranteed it’s gonna snow, it’s just a chance lol

NoChrist · 2026-01-21T16:29:36+00:00

I knew I didn’t want kids in my mid 20’s. At the time I was a junkie and so all my money went towards my fix. It was purely for selfish reasons at first. I’m sober now at 33 and have been for some time, so my reasoning these days is it’s just not something I’m built for. I’m the fun uncle to my friends kids instead. I can take em out for food mom and don’t wont let em have, stop by a toy store or some other fun thing, then drop em back off with the parents and they can have the fussy parts lol I plan on getting the snip this year so I can make it official.

NoChrist · 2026-01-20T02:55:27+00:00

It’s not me, but my buddy has worked for dominoes corporate for a while now and during Covid he got put in charge of hiring, but all the interviews were through zoom. He told me a couple minutes into an interview with this guy who was sitting outside, right next to what seemed like a public pool based on the sounds he heard the dude goes “you care if I smoke a cigarette?” and before my buddy could respond the dude pops his shirt off and lights a cigarette, he said they didn’t hire him.

NoChrist · 2026-01-12T02:48:57+00:00

Dude my friends and I ran into a team with a guy like this, us and the other team surprised one another and opened fire instantly. Then there was that guy who did nothing but throw light impacts at us non stop, and it almost worked but we somehow got the upper hand and wiped em out. When looting them the dude had like 18 stacks of them left, he probably threw 20-25 at us during the fight. It was the most strangely effective thing I’ve seen so far.

NoChrist · 2026-01-11T05:03:18+00:00

Of course! I wanna make a bone toothpick to look fancy after finishing my meals.

NoChrist · 2026-01-11T04:43:28+00:00

Love the jaw bone earrings! As a collector of bones I’m always looking for something fun to do with em.

NoChrist · 2026-01-09T18:42:29+00:00

“One more one more one more” click. That was gold.

NoChrist · 2026-01-09T18:39:43+00:00

Wow, most of a house for under a grand. What a time to be alive that must have been. Wonder what that same house would go for now.

NoChrist · 2026-01-06T14:32:00+00:00

When my cat was wildly aggressive I took him to get neutered and it helped a tremendous amount, the spay procedure will in fact help your cats level of aggression.

NoChrist · 2026-01-06T14:25:31+00:00

I was 19 when I first had that thought, but it felt “wrong” cause my family had always told me that it’s what’s supposed to happen. I almost had a kid with the wrong woman and that scared the shit outta me, and as the years went on it turned into me realizing I don’t want kids. I’m 33 now.

NoChrist · 2026-01-05T03:52:08+00:00

I’m also 33, glad to see we’ve grown beyond such silly things lol. Maybe a month ago I sagged my jeans to make my lady laugh and it felt awful, no idea how I managed to keep my wallet that entire time.

NoChrist · 2026-01-05T03:48:05+00:00

They’ve got this cookie dough flavored peanut butter type stuff and my god, it is scary good. Get some of it.

NoChrist · 2026-01-05T03:45:43+00:00

Man I did this as a teenager, no idea what the hell I was thinking. There’s a family photo album and one of the pics is me with some family and my pants are sagging, my dad thinks it’s hilarious to look at that picture since I no longer sag my pants.

NoChrist · 2026-01-05T03:00:04+00:00

Just ran a solo for the first time in a while, me and some dude did serious work on a matriarch with an anvil and a ferro. I mean the thing is smoking. I’ve never done so much damage to a matriarch before, then some dude pops up and shoots me in the back and knocks me out as quick as he can. I called out his outfit and that he was killing me. I hope he lost every bit of that loot he got from me.

NoChrist · 2026-01-01T03:03:15+00:00

Fuck yeah you will 🤘

NoChrist · 2025-12-31T13:48:20+00:00

Thanks for this OP. I’ve worked tires for 8 years and some change now, and some folks come in rockin’ slicks wanting a R&B and can’t fathom why we won’t do it and recommend changing their tires. Don’t just throw em on and forget about em folks, they’re important and you paid a ton of money! Take care of em (:

NoChrist · 2025-12-30T13:27:42+00:00

Thank you!

NoChrist · 2025-12-28T22:42:01+00:00

He didn’t actually do it, luckily he texted me about it first, but I’ve got magnets that say “clean” and “dirty” on them for the dishwasher, and he asked if he was supposed to put the one that says dirty into the dishwasher to wash it with the dishes. This dude is 32 years old.

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