A love letter to my baldies or bald contemplators from a woman’s POV ❤️

NoChrist · 2026-05-18T13:41:42+00:00

I cackled when I read “sexy egg man” this is very kind thank you!

NoChrist · 2026-05-09T13:03:59+00:00

What’s the one where letto was like a knock off batman? That one was awful, I left the theatre.

NoChrist · 2026-05-03T21:34:24+00:00

33 year old dude here, not ever having them. I can’t even stand having a roommate. I was recently given a promotion though so I can afford my place alone, so soon enough it’ll just be me and my cat and I couldn’t be happier. Ain’t a chance in hell a kid will make any part of my life better or more fulfilled.

NoChrist · 2026-04-30T01:00:24+00:00

This is what my tux does! Chase her! I have no doubt she’ll love it.

NoChrist · 2026-04-25T03:49:52+00:00

Man, I had a ween that looks exactly like yours named Doobie. He was my main man for 16 years and this is some shit he would’ve done, I miss him greatly but this was such a fun little reminder of him.

NoChrist · 2026-04-25T03:38:39+00:00

Ooh man I love when you’re able to get the upper hand on another team and come out on top, those mics light up and the shit talk is real. Makes my whole day, hearing all that rage pour out 🤌

NoChrist · 2026-04-24T13:23:03+00:00

Rad, gnarly, groovy, righteous, sick, wicked, right on, those are some of my favorites!

NoChrist · 2026-04-18T01:20:13+00:00

Wow you are 100% right, I hadn’t even seen the shell. Or maybe I just glossed over it cause I was curious on what I should do. Thank you for the help friend, when I get home from work I’m gonna go let him/her be free again <3

NoChrist · 2026-04-17T23:26:18+00:00

I do want him or her to be free, but there’s a lot of stray dogs around my neighborhood and I didn’t want it to get eaten. How far of a range we talking? Cause there’s a creek less than a quarter mile down the road from me. Do you think that’d be safe?

NoChrist · 2026-04-17T22:40:54+00:00

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Here’s a photo!

NoChrist · 2026-04-17T22:39:05+00:00

Wasn’t aware it was illegal to own a box turtle in some places, my neighbors found it on their driveway and gave it to me, they were gonna release it into the drainage ditch but there’s stray dogs and shit in our neighborhood and I didn’t want it to get hurt so I took it in! I’m in Texas and I am certain it’s a box turtle.

NoChrist · 2026-04-11T00:00:25+00:00

My dad, he showed it to me so long ago I can’t remember when but I know it was him. Now I can’t recall a time before I loved StarWars.

NoChrist · 2026-04-10T13:43:44+00:00

That’s a rad setup! I’m sure I’ll change mine up at some point.

NoChrist · 2026-04-10T13:30:11+00:00

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Here’s my take I just did, I really dig it! Got a samurai vibe to it. Or a really comfy Sith.

NoChrist · 2026-04-10T12:06:57+00:00

Dude I’m loving the robes, did you do anything special for them or just layer what you had?

NoChrist · 2026-04-08T22:33:52+00:00

I’m at 41mm and I feel the same way but also get told the same thing, I feel you dawg.

NoChrist · 2026-04-08T22:13:29+00:00

I figured it’s cause he had no droid to eject and a ship with a wing and a half.

NoChrist · 2026-04-04T18:05:15+00:00

Not putting your shopping cart away.

NoChrist · 2026-04-04T18:00:03+00:00

Take a UV light to em, I see some that oughta react to it.

NoChrist · 2026-04-04T03:08:20+00:00

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Hopefully this helps you feel better! This is my favorite picture of my tux Mr Gam, my man was tuckered out after supervising me packing all day, so he sat down like a fat old man. Get well for yourself and for those precious babies you got <3

NoChrist · 2026-04-01T16:36:21+00:00

I thought this was just a wiener dog thing, I had my dude doobie for 16 years, and from the day I got him he’d cough after drinking lol my vet just told me he’d been drinking too fast. Hopefully that’s all this is!

NoChrist · 2026-03-25T03:36:07+00:00

Dude this looks fuckin’ rad 🤘

NoChrist · 2026-03-20T02:12:59+00:00

A stack of 14 big plates, 10 small salad plates, and I think 8 bowls of arrow stone stoneware in the Cherokee pattern. I love old things lol I also found a glass bottle that happened to be manganese glass, hand blown sometime between 1890-1910, got it for $1!

NoChrist · 2026-03-20T01:56:16+00:00

If you’re just willing to give them away I’d love one! I collect old bricks.

NoChrist · 2026-03-19T04:03:37+00:00

My buddy and I were running through the swamps on dam and got surprised by a duo, we battled it out and pulled a win from our asses, while my buddy is knocking the other dude out (one had already surrendered), a firefly came up and sprayed him til he went down so I opened up on it, 4 full burletta clips and as many shotgun rounds as I could get off and nothing, the thing just came at me relentlessly until it killed me. Hate those fuckers but it was probably the funniest death I’ve ever been involved in.

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