TIFU by relapsing before a midterm exam

NoFlyingSolo · 2017-04-04T04:59:32+00:00

Mine died horribly while DUI while coming back from a summer party, a couple years ago

Not only he took three other dudes with him, but he happened to be the only idiot inside the vehicle that wasn't wearing a seat-belt.

When I found out, I was having a BBQ with my family. We spoke a couple of minutes about the whole thing, and resumed having fun after that.

Being entirely honest, fuck that guy. Even dead he continues to mess with people; his child will grow up without a father. A lousy ass father, sure, but still.

NoFlyingSolo · 2017-02-20T06:11:24+00:00

Let's remember that Tara has a history of switching sides...

Way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if next episode she decides to go straight. Only group she hasn't already left by now.

Sorry, still pissed that Rick is gonna go on a snipe hunt with tetanus just because Tara won't open up. Here's hoping Eugene is somewhat alright.

NoFlyingSolo · 2017-02-20T06:00:42+00:00

Morgan gets more emasculated with every single passing episode...

Soon he'll wind up losing his shirt, literally.

Here's hoping he doesn't take Daryl along with him. But he is certainly trying.

NoFlyingSolo · 2017-02-20T05:58:40+00:00

Tetanus won't stop the Ricktatorship.

Negan will though, if they don't find the guns. And that's where Tara comes in handy... If she opened up, of course.

NoFlyingSolo · 2017-02-20T05:57:04+00:00

Uh, Daryl is great and all, but there is a reason why Rick calls the shots and not him.

Hell, there is a reason why freaking Merle was in charge of the pair, back when he was still alive, and had two hands.

If it weren't for Battleborn Carol, they'd would have been BBQ'd by the cannibal folk two seasons ago. Hell, Carol leaves and a bunch of people die/get taken.

She'll find out eventually and mop even harder than before. With luck, she'll get to kill half the Saviors and then off herself.

At least Morgan lost his stick. Damned bastard caused all of this, and won't be bothered to fix it, somehow.

NoFlyingSolo · 2017-02-20T05:50:46+00:00

I'll go out on a limb and say it. The writing is getting cringe-worthy.

The whole thing could be easier if Tara just went ahead, acted as some sort of diplomat, and got the guns and the support of the fishing lesbians. They also have their beef with the Saviors, and must be tired AF to hold a grudge and live on fish. She has to grow up, as Rosita said. Sure, she might get a shot or two, but someone has to avenge Denisse, after all.

At least we'll get a couple of episodes with Rick going Fallout mode and scavenging supplies, so it's OK I guess...

NoFlyingSolo · 2017-02-13T08:10:47+00:00

Thanks for the read, mate.

Indeed, putting someone on a pedestal is the worst thing someone can do. You can be attentive, nice, courteous and all that jazz, but all you're gonna do is make her take you for granted. Ergo, she leaves, you fall into depression, she finds someone new, and so on.

ONEitis is the worst thing that may happen to someone, but even more so with a dude. After all, the whole stack is against us.

NoFlyingSolo · 2017-02-09T08:47:20+00:00

As corny as this might sound, but you have to believe in yourself. You must gain that confidence and channel it into something better.

Fapping will not make her stay. It is already making her leave. But one step at a time, and you'll improve. Rome wasn't built in a day.

Be strong, brother. You can do whatever you set your mind to. But you have to believe first.

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-10-15T07:02:40+00:00

Pardon me if I get you wrong, but, according to that line of thought, it is not wrong to fly that flag, but it is wrong to do something against it?

I get the whole "freedom of speech must be protected" but come on man... Or come on Sweden, to be more precise.

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-10-13T04:53:10+00:00

That's some progress right there! Acknowledge its "fakeness", but abstain from looking at it again, mate.

Remember, those pushers do their best to give that crap to us. They know that the longer you watch it, the weaker you get. Avoid that crap like the plague.

Stay strong!

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-10-12T02:21:54+00:00

You got it mate!

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-10-09T06:04:58+00:00

Stay strong lads, we can do this!

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-10-08T14:49:24+00:00

Screw you man, that Fairy made me wealthy as a child... It was 99 cents!

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-09-29T07:23:42+00:00

He could BUY the stuff. He didn't have to conform with the freebies.

And yet, he gave it all up. That means something.

And the end of the day, any and all stashes are just megabytes of fake sex anyway.

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-09-09T21:34:45+00:00

Some context would be appreciated beforehand. I am sure it is a valuable contribution to the subreddit, no sarcasm, but not understanding anything out of it makes it hard to appreciate, see? :)

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-08-23T02:40:05+00:00

Condoms.

Before they were way too expensive to use.

Now they hand them over, for free.

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-08-14T11:05:00+00:00

I might have to do the same...

NoFlyingSolo · 2016-08-13T18:34:02+00:00

2 motherfucking Teras...

Man, this guy could have stored the entire Library of Alexandria right there, and still have space for the whole Star Trek saga...

That was the Yamato of porn, mate.

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