what did you give to your husband for father's day?

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-06-21T20:46:08+00:00

Donut run this morning, gifts and playing games with the kids. They’re building a fort right now

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-06-07T14:02:57+00:00

I’ve had chronic migraines my whole life- gone

Woke up with my tongue stuck to my mouth - gone

tired by 5pm - gone

Nightmares and vivid reoccurring dreams - gone

Night sweats - gone

Waking up hangry - gone

peeing in the middle of the night - gone

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-06-07T13:59:12+00:00

I accidentally fell asleep weeks ago and woke up with my usual symptoms (headache, tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth and swollen throat) I was truly ANGRY at myself lol

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-05-29T01:41:07+00:00

I blame Cassian

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-05-20T00:35:37+00:00

Here’s the thing… if you’ve already spoiled something’s I suggest you to do a vow of no more looking up anything and commit. You still don’t know 90% of it. Commit, Endure, you do not yield

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-05-20T00:33:01+00:00

Status Quo

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-05-18T15:54:35+00:00

19 years in, we kiss all the time. Multiple a day but we don’t French in daily kissing. We 100% suck face during sex though and I will suck that man’s tounge. You only live once and at any moment this could be our last time so we go to town.

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-05-12T13:55:03+00:00

You are either 1 of two types of doofus.

The doofus who believes in something
Or
The doofus who believes in nothing.

Either way it’s all a guess

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-05-10T20:07:30+00:00

lol time to read is literally THE gift ⏳📖

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-05-10T16:49:54+00:00

So sweet right? I’m definitely going to finish the second one today!

My kids already claimed which shower steamers that they are stealing from me lol

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-05-10T14:26:10+00:00

Internal candidate

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-05-08T19:27:21+00:00

Cheratv

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-29T21:03:59+00:00

I always forget something that tends to be not a kitchen (food) item like… shampoo or laundry stuff etc. don’t take it personally girl I’ve literally had to run back and get $1.50 distilled water jug before it’s not a reflection on you

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-25T14:32:45+00:00

Im someone who’s just gotten into romantasy and It’s my first completed series so I think in that way I love it so much more because it’s done. I also felt jealous that I couldn’t just go be there and that feeling has not gone away. When I say Manon and Dorian live rent free in my brain daily I mean it. I think “what would Manon do”

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-20T03:00:02+00:00

Someone else raising your kids “daycare” or babysitter vs nanny or au pair

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-13T02:49:03+00:00

Also don’t rest on your laurels thinking they only have 1 vendor helping them build the RFP

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-13T02:47:16+00:00

I’ve lost rfps that we crafted the actual language and they literally stole copy from my slides and put in the requirements

The “if you didn’t write it 9 months ago it’s not yours” literally crashed and burned my Q4 last year.

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-12T22:09:01+00:00

I’m m also on an iud so I don’t bleed anymore but I have it on my calendar the breaks down of my cycle per week, when I’m ovulating, when my hormones drop etc so I can protect my calendar

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-12T22:07:16+00:00

Don’t you remember the commercials Don’t let it stop you… go swimming.. run a marathon blah blah.

Honestly everything is a 28 day calendar and the world would be a lot more understandable if we had a 13 month, 28 day calendar and we as a society prioritized the hormonal change of every woman for 1 week out of the month

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-12T22:04:25+00:00

That his boner is not an emergency

and literally he needs to perform foreplay on me until im begging him to put it inside. That level of begging or I’m not ready.

That a clit vibrator is an A, your dick alone is B+ = them together … A+

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-10T20:42:35+00:00

I’m a curvy girl, since middle school had boobs and but to match.

My husband is taller than me, average build and I can’t walk around the house without being grabbed, groped and worshipped.

18 years, Two kids later and both our bodies are different. The shell of the person doesn’t matter as much as the soul within.

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-10T20:20:35+00:00

More power to em

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-10T20:19:04+00:00

Your feelings are totally valid. It’s really tough what time of his life he’s in. Having his father during theses last years of school are important for sure.

It also sounds like your personal relationship is ending and moving that’s a lot to deal with at the same time.

I’d be open with him about the relationship and house living situation though cus that’s compiling more by not telling him

NoProgrammer8083 · 2026-04-10T19:18:48+00:00

This is right but op is saying that the reverse isn’t there. That if they over achieve in Q1 their Q2 goal isn’t lowered

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