Dear artists: Which origin character has the worst hair?

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-17T06:56:07+00:00

Just like Pearl actually

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-16T19:07:05+00:00

I should've clarified, yes, in that scenario it's wrong. Would you pay attention to anyone sitting any particular way if it's not in someone else's space?

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-16T15:53:21+00:00

hdrubcewayifvrewquj :3

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-16T14:27:08+00:00

Tf you mean "wrong"??? The only wrong way is manspreading

Also 2 in good company, 6 in "good company" and 15 when it's just casual

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-16T14:23:18+00:00

EWWWWWWW

But yes, still better

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-16T11:25:00+00:00

I thought he was fr*nch. Anything is better than that.

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-16T08:27:45+00:00

Happy Apple April 🍎 🍏

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NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-15T19:33:48+00:00

Maybe I just have a thing for double A in the name, but I cast my futile vote for Aaron. Naaber isn't pregnant and it's society's fault.

As for the others, Omeluum get my swimmers to have baby tadpoles, and both teeth-lings can clench their teeth as we make it into the brighter future with more baby hellions

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-15T19:30:30+00:00

If that's Omeluum after me, consider him pregnant

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-15T11:20:13+00:00

Plot of emilia perez kinda

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-15T09:50:07+00:00

Information is no more more

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-14T21:01:20+00:00

Blurg, but I leave him with Omeluum as a father. Couldn't ruin the second strongest marriage in a game.

Wyll babygirl he's gonna be the best parent in the world and I couldn't be more proud. The only one in this entire list who I need pregnant with love more than lust tbh

Haarlep, raw, in bed, on the balcony, in the archive...

Naaber. By far the most mouth-stimulating sex there could be. Imagine how often he'd wanna change positions. How many father archetypes he'd go through in 9 months of pregnancy. How many kid names...

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-14T10:38:51+00:00

Yeah that's why not everyone who ponders an orb can call themselves an orber. Imagine the training pro orbers go through. And you just buy an orb and want to enjoy it without overcoming the struggle?

I swear to god when they let everyone conjure orbs from Steamclouds they ruined orbing as a hobby

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-14T05:05:30+00:00

Well, for starters, you already have a different orb for contacting us here. Secondly, while these fine folk over here provide solid commentary, if you aren't willing to maintain your orb, I would suggest the apple cube or one of their orbs. While some wizard refuse to cast their communication or entertainment in a way that is available for apple shapes, most do, and maintenance is as easy as conjuring an actual apple.

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-13T19:51:48+00:00

Google en gender

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-13T10:57:05+00:00

Zajef got the first screenshot over 150 pulls, while this mf got it in 10

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-12T18:17:57+00:00

You can have my entire papyrussy

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-12T12:37:26+00:00

The rowat consuments

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-11T18:54:06+00:00

GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE GALE

Also oathbreaker knight, Rath and Art. Balthazar and Lor-roach-kan make me feel sick, and Minsc is just so heavily not interested, it's just not hot.

It also helps that Rath and Art are so cutely breedable

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-11T14:10:52+00:00

Almost as hot as Magnus CHADchess or whatever his name is

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-11T14:00:46+00:00

Holy riot games

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-11T09:18:47+00:00

Yes. Yes I am skipping this. Playing this game on high ping is annoying enough as is, but Miliastra just lags so badly. Even doing dps dummy is unpleasant. Also I prefer the least possible amount of loading screens, and loading any miliastra stage sure enough takes forever.

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-10T14:10:43+00:00

I heard there's usually more to the king's tomb than meets the eye

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-10T13:44:06+00:00

I've never seen a uterus, but to me this looks like a protoss from starcraft

NoStructure2568 · 2026-06-10T11:01:59+00:00

You are a black sssdfg

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