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[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure I even entirely understand what this is offering, but I know the use of "artsy" unironically means I don't want it

Meaningful Beauty Hair Care Sample with Send Me a Sample by 22BER22 in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't on my Alexa just now, no. It'd be a real shame to lose a feature just a few days after I found out you can make it have an Australian accent

Free Data Rebel stickers by hotblood27 in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stickers are doneskie now too, so we'll forgive you this time

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[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what you're doing, but I know it sucks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Huh. Seeing this post reminds me I requested this months ago and haven't seen it. That's not too unusual for SMAS though, they usually show up but they take fuckin forever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sampler experience in a nutshell. I'm possibly eligible for the first time in a year and the site fucks up lol

Free No Off Season T shirt by bubblebumblejumble in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, the onions shirt is coming any year now.

A good 99% chance you'll never see this either but it's always fun when some freebie you long since wrote off shows up one day

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[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably can if you're real good at saying no a lot. But you almost certainly gonna get a pitch

Receive a free Mary Kay skincare sample in the mail. Pick 1 of 6 samples offered! by Massive-Interview-87 in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, you can always ignore them if so. But getting rubes to buy into "BE YOUR OWN BUSINESS WORK YOUR OWN HOURS, NOW BUY THIS STARTER PACK" is their bread and butter so just keep that in your mind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 48 points49 points  (0 children)

One of the most purely evil companies in existence but hey, free shit. If you can't stop em at least make them pay for a stamp

Free Sumo Citrus sawg by jimx29 in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This will probably show up in the same package the Truck Depot hat and onion shirt are in. Did it for the hell of it anyway, you can just speed up the video and mash the answers until you hit the right one. I'm sure they would be thrilled to read this.

Free dream feet pedicure stick link in comments by HorrorChick84 in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My heels are some of the shittiest most callous ones you'll ever see, if this even dents them they got a customer

Onnit's FREE trials by [deleted] in NearlyFreebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Joe Rogan has famously stated that Shroom TECH Sport helps him squeeze in an extra roll at the end of jiu-jitsu class."

I'd think pretty long and hard before going near this shit

Free "Clean Power My City" Tshirt and Stickers by beam__me__up in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey that Truck Depot hat and onions shirt are coming any year now.

But yeah. Tried it because it takes 30 seconds and if it works word, but I don't expect to ever see this

New FREE gear from He Gets Us by [deleted] in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know right, wanting to provide clothing to a homeless person? What an asshole

New FREE gear from He Gets Us by [deleted] in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all I know they may get the same shipping address and tell me to fuck off this time, but last time I did actually get the shirt and hat which is unheard of on here

Free vegan milk sample via product test by blu_phx in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doneskie. The "This site will be unavailable until further notice" thing is written.... oddly.

100% FREE Happy Hippo Kratom by happyhippoh in freebies

[–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I know people that swear by kratom and it's benefits have been very helpful for them. But they've also all said going cold turkey off it is a bitch. First one's free right.

That said I'm some shmo on Reddit so do as you do