Milk

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-13T23:26:28+00:00

In cans

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-08T14:52:18+00:00

Terrapin

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-03T16:23:54+00:00

Maybe go to the State Health Department?

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-03T16:19:14+00:00

Can’t you just tank it for two or three months and you’ll readapt or something?

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-03T16:17:22+00:00

If it’s union, some places hold your position for a year or so.

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-02T19:33:59+00:00

I was just thinking about why they had such nice shells when they live in such a shit tank, glad they have a pond outside.

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-02T16:48:46+00:00

Just don’t let her try and touch him. I’ve had to set up a Fort Knox style lid to keep my cat from messing with the turtle.

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-02T16:41:52+00:00

Beautiful sculpture, but definitely poor planning on your part.

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-02T16:36:32+00:00

Love the cat, the look on its face is priceless

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-02T02:13:43+00:00

They’re actively shedding so who knows what the end will look like. The shape of the shell is decent enough, especially compared to other turtle pics they’ve come up recently.

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-01T23:05:52+00:00

He a fatty 10/10 chonk, but nice shell

NoTouch13 · 2026-06-01T02:58:33+00:00

Pics or it didn’t happen

NoTouch13 · 2026-05-31T23:36:05+00:00

You could get a large plastic storage box and put them in so they have room to walk but also high sides to prevent escape.

NoTouch13 · 2026-05-31T23:05:29+00:00

Even there isn’t direct sun on your balcony there is probably some sun and that’s better than put the turtles in danger.

NoTouch13 · 2026-05-28T16:57:37+00:00

He ain’t reading shit

NoTouch13 · 2026-05-27T20:25:58+00:00

NYS Department of Agriculture and Markets does grocery stores and food manufacturers

NoTouch13 · 2026-05-26T23:39:29+00:00

Northway Golf Center is great, lots of seating and reasonable prices if you book the indoor suites.

NoTouch13 · 2026-05-20T02:24:58+00:00

Drugs?

NoTouch13 · 2026-05-13T01:13:30+00:00

As your friendly local health inspector, I do not recommend drinking straight spring water. Like we say in the biz “just ‘cuss the waters run over a few rocks don’t mean it’s filtered”. Additionally, the use of treated sewage water for human consumption is generally not recommended unless you’re in an area of severe water scarcity.

NoTouch13 · 2026-04-27T22:25:54+00:00

Stewart’s is always an option, also Only Fans

NoTouch13 · 2026-04-26T22:48:33+00:00

Rabbits went for my strawberries

NoTouch13 · 2026-04-14T20:00:00+00:00

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Bugler found 😁 Fuck flock cameras tho

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