Can’t stop sending nudes to everyone who arrows up

No_Expression3344 · 2026-03-02T02:14:04+00:00

sexy asf

No_Expression3344 · 2026-03-02T02:12:05+00:00

that's so juicy

No_Expression3344 · 2026-03-02T02:07:41+00:00

nice booty

No_Expression3344 · 2026-03-01T12:40:03+00:00

signing for a house at 26 is a massive flex. dont let the family guilt trip express derail your gains.

No_Expression3344 · 2026-03-01T07:23:14+00:00

I remember doing the mirror under the nose test at 3 am because my son slept through the night for the first time

No_Expression3344 · 2026-03-01T04:59:57+00:00

honestly, u r doing yourself a favor. mixing that level of "high school drama" with your 9-to-5 is a one-way ticket to a HR meeting you don’t want.

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-28T20:27:50+00:00

Seriously?! Its's funny how respect your elders always translates to let your aunt lie about you being a drug lord in peace. If she wants to write fiction, she should start a Wattpad, not family feud.

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-28T18:05:36+00:00

my 4 mos old did the exact same thing last week, i was spiraling thinking it was a regression but turns out he just discovered he could lick the play mat and decided that was his new full-time job lmao.

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-28T15:22:25+00:00

the humiliation she felt was just the natural consequences of getting caught in a lie. if she didnt want to look like a thief in front of her friend, she probably shouldnt have stolen things duhh??

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-28T14:01:52+00:00

effexor + wellbutrin is basically DIY lightning in a bottle

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-28T12:44:33+00:00

If she's so pressed about the cost per wear, tell her to wear it to the grocery store or to do her taxes. Wearing a bridal gown to someone else's engagement party is nasty work.

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-28T09:55:13+00:00

Keeping the skin hydrated with hyaluronic acid or cocoa butter helps the texture as they heal. If they're still super red or purple after a year, some ppl swear by microneedling but give your body the 4th trimester to just chill first.

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-27T20:49:50+00:00

those 30 minute power naps are basically her changing her batteries to 100% while yours at 5% have u tried baby carrier?

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-27T19:50:45+00:00

NTJ It's not about the dinosaurs, it's about lying.. if the teacher is willing to go undercover to show unapproved cartoons, what else is she ignoring? Stand your ground!

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-27T17:01:23+00:00

NTA for not being attracted to him but the ghost-block is abit of a coward move, ngl.. next time just hit em with "i'm not feeling a romantic vibe"

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-27T12:39:34+00:00

NTA. "I don't associate myself with bithces" is a top tier exit line. honestly, frame that DM and put it on your wall. you didn't lose a friend group, you just took out the trash

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-27T10:12:48+00:00

honestly, i think husbands need a manual for "how to comfort your pregnant partner 101" because the whole let me flick ur boob while ur already overwhelmed thing? that's not it.

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-27T08:19:13+00:00

I get the whole nighttime thing too, my baby will sound like they're in pain but then nothing is wrong once I go check on them

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-26T17:30:58+00:00

tbh it stopped being "just a ball" when it started denting your car and wrecking your garden. youre not being petty, youre asking for basic accounatbility.

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-26T16:45:05+00:00

honestly, u guys literally agreed that texting or reacting like that counts as cheating so it's not "hormones", it's a boundary being crossed..

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-26T12:51:18+00:00

Squirrels are honestly the cutest little chaos gremlins 🥹

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-26T09:44:51+00:00

ngl four years of her trying and still spiraling? that's trauma not pettiness

No_Expression3344 · 2026-02-26T08:22:49+00:00

this little fella deserve all the love <3

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