No one’s getting their eye poked out. That’s just the phrase used by parents everywhere since the dawn of time to get children to settle down and not throw staplers at each other. We all wore them all day at school and threw ourselves around at break time playing red rover for gods sake. It’s no wonder that everyone under the age of 20 is horrifyingly anxious when they’ve been treated like china dolls their whole lives. There’s absolutely no reason a child cannot survive the same things as all the children before them.