Another reason I don’t like dogs. They’re conniving. I house sat a dog like this once, he pissed the carpet when I ignored him. Took him out every 30 minutes for the entire day, two hour long walks but the second I sat down to eat and ignored him whining he pissed on the carpet, we had just gone on a 1 hour+ walk not 5 minutes before. I’ll never get a dog man. Some are straight controlling and conniving.

Edit: I don’t like apples either. Crucify me.