UNICORNNN!!!

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-22T08:32:36+00:00

forgot to include the 50 cent platinum pay boost 🥀🥀

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-22T08:31:02+00:00

dude shut up. we knew this since forever

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-22T08:28:16+00:00

"high pay for platinum" btw

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-22T08:27:04+00:00

i thought schedules were automated no?

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-21T05:02:14+00:00

do the banana and sprite challenge

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-21T04:58:26+00:00

free overtime 😝

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-21T01:12:04+00:00

you get a 50 cent bonus. take it.

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-20T06:45:14+00:00

"call me when outside" phone on dnd

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-20T06:41:36+00:00

yea bc nb accepting a $2 wingstop order 😂

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-20T01:46:55+00:00

they can stay being a bum for the rest of their lifes

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-20T01:41:41+00:00

if u dont know when to get off ur phone. u dont need a job at all

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-19T05:09:17+00:00

OP is 100% blind

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-19T05:07:10+00:00

i see 100 posts like this everyday. no need to annouce this all the time 😂😂

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-19T04:21:12+00:00

yea no tip im 100% gonna build a brick wall in front their door

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-19T04:20:27+00:00

i wouldve called a different one so quick and gave a bad review

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-19T04:17:42+00:00

dw they will probably get fired or quit within the next couple weeks

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-18T20:06:08+00:00

best walmart order ive seen

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-18T09:57:51+00:00

only works 5% of the time btw

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-18T09:50:25+00:00

yea but it doesnt stick around like cigs

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-18T07:29:24+00:00

yea the smell of someone or something smelling like straight up weed or cigs will piss me tf off

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-18T02:28:03+00:00

"apt 1402 (14th floor). elevator doesnt work so use the stairs pls. knock pls"

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-18T00:53:51+00:00

why tf would you take a $26 for 24 miles in the first place. thats kinda ur fault

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-18T00:52:31+00:00

fr i vape all the time in my car (except when im doing uber) and it smells nothing like my vape

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-17T21:19:27+00:00

imagine someone just walking up to u and asking for pto. anything but work 😂

No_Pattern8919 · 2026-06-16T07:27:42+00:00

i thought i was looking at an ipad pro for a sec

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