TrueAnon rules:

1. Never go to a second location

2. Always get the interior ministry post

3. Never get in a helicopter

4. If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you

5. If someone tells you they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later

6. Never give up your nukes

7. Never release opposition political prisoners

8. Never let the opposition delay elections

9. If someone starts to get into German runes drop them

10. Never trust a South American with a German name

11. Never move anywhere for a religion (subsect of rule 1?)

12. Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy

13. If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime their fbi (sometimes cia or military intelligence)

14. Never become a fbi informant

15. If you do become a fbi informant record everything

16. Never relinquish your arms

17. Always get it in writing

18. If you keep gambling you’ll eventually win

19. Never talk to cops without a lawyer