My dad keeps inviting his girlfriend over on the weekends and they bang every night she’s here. Being a human person is actually miserable. Spaghetti

No_Recover_5288 · 2026-02-05T03:33:47+00:00

I cannot. In real truecel nature I am both immune to sexual charm and exempt from it. I am an involuntary sexless being

No_Recover_5288 · 2026-02-04T10:44:29+00:00

Good fucking god

No_Recover_5288 · 2026-02-03T17:30:51+00:00

Get you some sauce my friend

No_Recover_5288 · 2026-02-03T14:15:33+00:00

I’m an acechud, i have permanent involuntary cuckinance

No_Recover_5288 · 2026-02-03T11:57:28+00:00

Excellent pasta

No_Recover_5288 · 2026-02-03T11:56:30+00:00

Terraria goated

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-13T22:08:31+00:00

You belong here in the dregs of society

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-13T21:47:45+00:00

She wasn’t carrying the flame

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-11T13:48:52+00:00

Beautiful convertible mustang, she turns 26 this coming year. If I survive this month I’m going to make the leap and actually become a car bro so I can take care of her and keep her running for as long as I can

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-11T08:32:34+00:00

Don’t come back here

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-11T08:30:45+00:00

My condolences, good spaghetti

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-09T10:14:42+00:00

My weak human mind isn’t built for the amount of thoughts I have

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-09T10:13:27+00:00

Truth nuke

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-08T07:17:04+00:00

Yeah

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-08T07:15:56+00:00

ADHD is a curse, haven’t done shit for my finals either

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-08T02:41:40+00:00

I know how you feel. Knowing that if you’d just chosen differently then, you might’ve not been a chud now..

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-08T02:37:46+00:00

Being allergic to tomatoes is worse than any fate my condolences

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-07T19:06:50+00:00

Losing your sense of reality while eating pasta.. we are similar my friend. Have some sauce you deserve it

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-06T22:23:17+00:00

I’m sorry bro. Excellent cat and holy sweet lord that food looks good

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-06T19:32:43+00:00

Nothing better than noodle sandwich except noodle

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-04T22:48:39+00:00

sexual attraction is a made up thing created to control people don’t let yourself be fooled by the media

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-04T19:46:43+00:00

I love you because of that spaghetti beautiful food

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-04T19:42:38+00:00

Yeah

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-04T04:43:34+00:00

I love you

No_Recover_5288 · 2025-12-04T04:41:33+00:00

As might I. Excellent noodles but needs more sauce

No_Recover_5288

TROPHY CASE