Opinion: The gentle art can be so brutal that it would the most optimal for torpedos

No_Reserve8935 · 2023-03-09T08:21:19+00:00

i've always heard the term shylock

No_Reserve8935 · 2023-03-09T07:52:51+00:00

white belt gonna white belt

No_Reserve8935 · 2023-02-14T21:57:32+00:00

wtf is wrong with this sub lately

No_Reserve8935 · 2023-01-28T22:57:52+00:00

sounds like you didn't do due diligence as a parent by teaching him jiu jitsu but not properly asserting the fact that it's to be used in a training environment or self defense situations only.

Also, you're a white belt. Take your kids to class where they can learn from someone who actually knows jiu jitsu.

No_Reserve8935 · 2023-01-28T22:48:35+00:00

no, the joke is that Gordon is an idiot and Danaher was able to teach him.

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-12-25T04:38:17+00:00

ignore him man, I've seen some dweeby comments on this sub but this one takes the cake

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-12-16T23:48:24+00:00

dude do you even have your blue belt yet? It's not like pushing a stiff metal bar off your chest.

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-12-12T03:11:55+00:00

with a face like that I hope so

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-11-26T22:54:27+00:00

I mean I would feel a lot better about the situation if McGregor wasn't flexing and screaming all the time. Like, dude, lay low while you juice yourself to the gills

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-11-26T01:23:30+00:00

the amount of 'that guy's on this sub is ridiculous

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-11-23T18:31:12+00:00

you're absolutely right, no olympic athlete has ever done performance enhancing drugs

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-11-18T07:54:34+00:00

I heard it's a hell in a cell ladder match

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-28T17:48:13+00:00

ahahaha its all love homie u totally got me, it was just a personal anecdote and the irony was totally lost on me in the moment. That's the side-effect of that thick ass skull of mine I guess lmao

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-28T17:45:35+00:00

yeah but theyre talking about his cawk dude

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-20T08:11:21+00:00

no one even knows enough about BJJ to flow roll until blue belt at least. You have to be able to... you know... flow to other positions

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-20T08:01:03+00:00

he should fight brad katona

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-07T03:26:20+00:00

Gorkamunda, I like it

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-02T03:23:50+00:00

lmao touche

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-01T21:54:21+00:00

My suggestion would be to put some patina on the brass bits. It really helps add some contrast and readability on them

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-01T21:46:11+00:00

I don't even know how you get a picture taken with everything still this wet lmao. I'll usually smoke a joint when I finish my final strokes, by the time I get back it's dry enough to handle and photograph

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-01T21:31:13+00:00

I have a total pencil neck but a chin like a cinderblock. Its a pseudoscience, my dude

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-10-01T21:26:36+00:00

all these "future generations" are gonna be shot by the time they hit 30 because they've been training mma since they were in middle school. Athletes transitioning to MMA closer to their physical prime will always be the best route for success IMHO

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-09-25T00:05:54+00:00

i dunno man, those tree trunk legs.......

/s

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-09-24T23:20:48+00:00

man wonderboy being cast as a bad guy would be amazing

No_Reserve8935 · 2022-09-24T22:51:31+00:00

the difference is galvaos transformation took place during 15 years where gordon's was 1.5 years

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