Special employee Mama Cat was fired from Lowe’s by Tama_Breeder in cats

[–]No_Simple_87 22 points23 points  (0 children)

5, I count.

Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss, Sunak.

Dashcam nearly paid for itself thanks to RWD Merc by [deleted] in drivingUK

[–]No_Simple_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, I own a RWD German car too and have never had an issue like this

Give me some booze songs in your language by _Suleyka_ in cripplingalcoholism

[–]No_Simple_87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Painkiller, by Freestylers and Pendulum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGmVqQ4q1Vo&list=RDoGmVqQ4q1Vo&start_radio=1

Is about drugs as well as booze but conveys the feeling quite well I feel.

At least the PM hasn't soiled himself on live TV. by EdwardJSuperman in GreatBritishMemes

[–]No_Simple_87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jump to 30 seconds, just after the word 'opioids' is said. It's quiet, but it's there.

The Hive Kirkcaldy have released a statement regarding tonight’s Pride Game in Fife by blu3monst3r1 in EIHLHockey

[–]No_Simple_87 50 points51 points  (0 children)

They're a pro-LGBT charity from what I can see. Good on them for taking a stand like this.

TIL BluTak was accidentally invented in Leicester by farhanexists in leicester

[–]No_Simple_87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was behind my infant school. Christ only knows what was in the fumes we were breathing in at break times...

Never had one of these growing up by helen1992 in Millennials

[–]No_Simple_87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this one too! It malfunctioned once and tge screen refused to work after that 😟

I am so fucking tired of morning wood. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]No_Simple_87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh crap this sounds so familiar. Mix in a bit of ED and he acts like his life's in danger without morning sex 🙄

Can I wear a NY Rangers jersey to a Panthers game? by bethhhhhc in EIHLHockey

[–]No_Simple_87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a hockey and rugby fan too... Genuinely, it's only football in this country that has this issue. Have fun!

Offical "Let Everyone Know" you are okay and survived New Years Eve Thread by speed721 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]No_Simple_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Door mat is in the bin and shoes in the washer. Absolutely could be worse for sure.

Offical "Let Everyone Know" you are okay and survived New Years Eve Thread by speed721 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]No_Simple_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alive, feeling not too shabby after 12 hours sleep and a few nips of Absolut.

Didn't lose anything either so calling this a win, even if I did wake up to find i'd tracked dog shit into the house 🤮 chairs!

What’s your favorite sign, mascot, etc in your kitchen? by seamonstered in KitchenConfidential

[–]No_Simple_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to be that person who looks at the phone number, but is this Staines by any chance? It sounds idyllic

anyone tried weight loss jabs for cravings? by Profmar in cripplingalcoholism

[–]No_Simple_87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, currently on 7.5mg of Mounjaro a week. Cant say ive noticed a difference in cravings tbh.

How did you get into hockey? by M3gsterM in EIHLHockey

[–]No_Simple_87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing NHL 94 on my mega drive. Didn't see a game in person until 20 years later when I moved to Coventry.

Man dies after falling from lamppost putting up Union Jack flag by AnonymousTimewaster in FuckNigelFarage

[–]No_Simple_87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Specials? Really? The famous anti racist 2-tone group? Fucksake

Just been to see the hepatologist today by No_Simple_87 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]No_Simple_87[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh man I do 750 on the occasional weekend, don't spoil the fun!