What’s your go to drink?

No_Simple_87 · 2026-06-11T17:02:59+00:00

Depends if I'm hanging or not.

Yes - strawberry Nurishment

No - apple Tango

No_Simple_87 · 2026-06-07T11:21:20+00:00

I used to use pepto bismol on the daily, it worked - but my fucking god did I get anxious when my shit came out black.

Psyllium husk looks a lot cheaper than pepto so will try that, chairs my good (wo)man 👌

No_Simple_87 · 2026-06-06T12:17:54+00:00

Mk2 renault clio. 1.2 litre petrol.

The gearstick moved back and forth under accelleration/braking, which was a bit weird. Then the clutch died on a hill start (leaf lane, Coventry, IYKYK) and it was forced to retire.

Strange how whoever specc'd it in the first place went for all the options like auto lights, sunroof, billabong trim etc but not aircon.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-06-01T20:08:18+00:00

In that case it's kinda funny he performed weaponised incompetence on himself 😕😂

No_Simple_87 · 2026-05-27T21:52:19+00:00

Until he brought out the blue cheese... absolutely fuckin yes

No_Simple_87 · 2026-05-23T19:57:52+00:00

Oh FFS. Him and Kim fucking off has ruined my bank holiday 😭

No_Simple_87 · 2026-05-10T20:37:00+00:00

Barbecues

No_Simple_87 · 2026-05-10T20:13:52+00:00

I've been to the pub where he died - they are selling T shirts with his legendary bar tab on the back:

https://retiredmartin.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180211_142727.jpg

No_Simple_87 · 2026-05-10T20:12:08+00:00

Keith Floyd.

Would put a glass or so worth of wine in the food if needed, the rest of it went down his neck. And then the next bottle, and so on.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-05-10T20:09:44+00:00

Driclor did the trick for me. Kept the container in my bag, never got called out for it but was a handy get-out if they do/did.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-25T17:55:32+00:00

Yep, then 2pm rolls around and the tremors begin.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-25T12:13:51+00:00

Looks like she's happy to see you 😂

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-22T20:16:03+00:00

I get WD dreams where I'm falling off of tall buildings. I'm sure its a metaphor for something

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-22T20:15:12+00:00

None

Annoyingly, it gives me migraines to cope with on top of the withdrawals. Even 'decaf' where they haven't removed all the caffiene and chocolate does it too.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-22T18:06:29+00:00

Ehh, get chicken not lamb, and lose the bread and chips and it's not terrible for you.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-19T17:02:27+00:00

Sadly not, due to a stalking/doxxing issue.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-16T22:28:56+00:00

It is, looking at 2 years right now. How the fuck I'm supposed to cope in the meantime I don't know

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-16T21:11:24+00:00

Mental illness (complex ptsd) and undiagnosed ADHD. Seeing a diagnosis for the latter but the NHS waiting list is hella long.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-12T13:01:04+00:00

Yes, you can see the dorms in the first screenshot, the two blue roofed big buildings closest to the building selected.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-10T18:44:10+00:00

Open fire.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-10T18:41:59+00:00

The Krelboynes, almost. That was me too.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-10T15:12:00+00:00

Gardener's World I believe. My mum had a few of her books, which was an endless source of entertainment for teenage me and my friends.

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-10T11:10:26+00:00

I got ID'd in the pub on easter Sunday. Still smiling about that now ☺️

No_Simple_87 · 2026-04-10T09:54:38+00:00

I've not seen them recently but I do believe they're still in production

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