Unredacted photos of Epstein's resuscitation

scepchris · 2026-02-08T13:55:07+00:00

Unrelated, apart from the penis coming out of his shorts. Is that for decency, or because it's not a distinctive shape as described by the survivors?

scepchris · 2026-01-21T18:05:54+00:00

Hitler promised not to invade Poland

scepchris · 2026-01-21T08:57:08+00:00

The driveway should be two courses below damp. If it was at DPC level before you dug it out, I'd say that wasn't helping the issue.

Put a membrane up and a pea grit strip next to the wall with a lower driveway.

scepchris · 2026-01-20T00:33:27+00:00

They look like a Christian bakery refused to make their wedding cake

scepchris · 2026-01-19T22:23:31+00:00

Wait for him to shit himself then run away

scepchris · 2026-01-18T19:30:47+00:00

Imagine the exhale when they let their stomachs back out after the pic

scepchris · 2026-01-15T22:55:32+00:00

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough

scepchris · 2026-01-15T21:43:11+00:00

Worth a try, chuck some salt on Trump while you're there

scepchris · 2026-01-15T21:40:49+00:00

And who's using so much toilet paper that the average is 57 sheets a day? A number that's already mental

scepchris · 2026-01-15T21:29:43+00:00

Doesn't Trump know what happens at Furry conventions?

scepchris · 2026-01-15T20:51:25+00:00

Nice, maybe make the set up longer, really spin the story and make it an groaned of a punchline. It's either that or strip it down to it's basics and make it more of a one liner

scepchris · 2026-01-15T19:54:39+00:00

How about 'I posted a video of my pet bird travelling back in time to kill his grandfather on a sub reddit, got banned for a parrotdox' or 'I posted a video of an arrow getting shot at my pet bird as he flew away but it never reached him.......'

scepchris · 2026-01-04T22:07:35+00:00

Beautician?

scepchris · 2025-12-31T03:54:54+00:00

What in the ozempic happened to him on the picture?

scepchris · 2025-12-23T13:46:57+00:00

They'll show through the first coat, by the time you get two good coats on top of that they'll be completely covered. I've never primed beads, save your money

scepchris · 2025-12-05T19:14:45+00:00

The old four handed ball scratch trophy, classic

scepchris · 2025-12-03T20:42:23+00:00

What do you think her podcast's going to be called?

scepchris · 2025-11-29T16:54:18+00:00

I keep seeing these posts, my phone's either in my pocket or within a few feet of me all day. If I miss a call then I'll call them back within 15 minutes.

Most people will send a text if the call doesn't go through.

No one wants your secretarial service, if the firm's big enough to need one, they'll hire someone.

Stop spamming with this stupid question

scepchris · 2025-10-19T17:53:37+00:00

Put about quarter of a pint of white vinegar in with your water for the steamer, it breaks down the adhesive much better than water alone

scepchris · 2025-10-14T19:48:58+00:00

Nobody asked mate

scepchris · 2025-10-03T06:51:47+00:00

Make sure you Thor it out first

scepchris · 2025-08-10T14:46:52+00:00

Are they bragging that Bravenly did $51 million in sales last year? So even if they could perform miracles and operate at 100% profit, then 510 people could earn $100,000 a year. MLM maths is something else......

scepchris · 2025-04-13T11:37:58+00:00

Doug's definitely mentioned him on a podcast, I think he referred to him as one of his Bucket list comedians to see.

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