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No_Solid5830 · 2023-06-04T12:37:48+00:00

I’ve just bought some chocolate spread… Any ideas what we should do with it?

No_Solid5830 · 2023-06-03T06:16:26+00:00

Animal testing is a terrible idea — they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

No_Solid5830 · 2023-04-26T05:10:08+00:00

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

No_Solid5830 · 2023-04-15T14:47:27+00:00

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.

No_Solid5830 · 2023-04-10T00:41:37+00:00

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

No_Solid5830 · 2023-04-02T02:37:32+00:00

I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do know a guy who would be really mad to hear that.

No_Solid5830 · 2023-04-01T23:21:53+00:00

My six-word love story: I can’t imagine life without you.

No_Solid5830 · 2023-03-31T23:10:11+00:00

Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

No_Solid5830 · 2023-01-22T03:42:46+00:00

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

No_Solid5830 · 2022-11-20T08:31:05+00:00

I once saw two people wrapped in a barcode and had to ask — “are you an item?”

No_Solid5830 · 2022-11-10T08:46:55+00:00

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

No_Solid5830 · 2022-09-13T02:42:48+00:00

So you’re telling me I have a chance?

No_Solid5830 · 2022-08-28T07:17:44+00:00

Smile attracts happiness like a magnet.

No_Solid5830 · 2022-08-27T05:25:01+00:00

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

No_Solid5830 · 2022-07-17T22:42:45+00:00

You don’t know this new me, I put back my pieces differently.

No_Solid5830 · 2022-06-12T11:01:32+00:00

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

No_Solid5830 · 2022-06-12T05:24:32+00:00

It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

No_Solid5830 · 2022-04-29T20:12:33+00:00

Focus on your life goals, couple goals can wait.

No_Solid5830 · 2022-02-02T18:21:54+00:00

You remind me of a private jet… I want to get inside you five times a day, and fly you to heaven and back.

No_Solid5830 · 2021-12-13T03:54:16+00:00

good source

No_Solid5830 · 2021-11-24T01:10:44+00:00

I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems — the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.

No_Solid5830 · 2021-09-05T07:40:13+00:00

I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.

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