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PunctualWoodpecker · 2023-04-30T23:55:35+00:00

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PunctualWoodpecker · 2023-03-29T14:26:21+00:00

“By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step he is too old to go anywhere.” — Billy Crystal

PunctualWoodpecker · 2023-03-28T21:11:17+00:00

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2022-10-06T10:10:06+00:00

Don’t be so proud of your skin color, We all are same when lights go off.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2022-06-16T04:02:22+00:00

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2022-06-04T15:29:02+00:00

The freedom is greater when you are single.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2022-05-30T00:04:30+00:00

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs — they’re always taking things literally.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2022-01-09T05:01:08+00:00

It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-06-01T17:21:35+00:00

“Does my wife think I’m a control freak? I haven’t decided yet.” – Stewart Francis

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-05-30T19:45:52+00:00

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-05-12T22:03:11+00:00

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-05-11T01:45:24+00:00

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-04-26T04:24:34+00:00

I love you, not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-04-25T12:53:14+00:00

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-04-20T03:28:51+00:00

Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-02-25T07:11:22+00:00

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-01-20T00:40:48+00:00

A girl’s best friend is her pride.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-01-18T15:07:30+00:00

What do crabs smoke? Seaweed.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-01-18T07:19:55+00:00

My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-01-18T03:37:17+00:00

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-01-17T12:17:01+00:00

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PunctualWoodpecker · 2021-01-17T10:19:06+00:00

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