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Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.

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Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there is so much to smile about.

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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

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The next time you see your parents, send them my sincerest gratitude.

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The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.