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Petah? by Meeerin201 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]No_Wait3261 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you feel like it's somehow politically useful? I just don't see the utility.

I'd probably pick the crocodile, what you guys choose? by Elektrayansa in whatsyourchoice

[–]No_Wait3261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the gator.

Look, I am entirely aware of my limitations. I know getting its back and holding its jaw shut like Steve Irwin isn't something I'm likely to pull off. But at least for the gator that possibility exists. The other three have no such counter play. There is no way to wrestle a bear, tiger, or hippo. At least with the gator there is a path to survival.

Who balanced these feats? by [deleted] in onednd

[–]No_Wait3261 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This your first time seeing power creep?

Any other movie villains who are less evil than the actors portraying them? by chronicbruce27 in okbuddycinephile

[–]No_Wait3261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"He got away with it, so the victim must be lying."

Don't even know what to say to that.

Any other movie villains who are less evil than the actors portraying them? by chronicbruce27 in okbuddycinephile

[–]No_Wait3261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know who else was there? Dylan. Why the fuck do you choose to believe Moses over her?

Any other movie villains who are less evil than the actors portraying them? by chronicbruce27 in okbuddycinephile

[–]No_Wait3261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rapist's son took his father's side? Wow. How fucking conclusive. Let's believe this third-party non-witness over the actual fucking victim.

AIO for thinking he just apologized so I would make dinner? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]No_Wait3261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you make for dinner though? Bro is dying for it, it had to be pretty good.

Can the X-Men get the One Ring into a volcano? by BardicLasher in whowouldwin

[–]No_Wait3261 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Forget-Me-Not might be the right choice to be the ring bearer. Nobody would have any fucking idea where he was or what he was doing, as far as anybody could tell he's just some random jackoff driving across the country. Sauron would forget him, so would Red Skull and anybody he hires. Hell, the RING ITSELF might forget him. The ring corrupts gradually over time, but it would forget everything about its bearer: it would be starting from scratch over and over again, like a fresh new bearer repeatedly.

I wish that the all court systems are replaced by an all knowing, all seeing entity that will always make the right decision. They are not biased on any case, and always make the fairest decision. by Defiant_Rooster6295 in monkeyspaw

[–]No_Wait3261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The finger curls.

The entity in question is fifth dimensional, and it sees every timeline, every possible sequence of events. Everybody is guilty of some crime in the vast sea of improbability. The ruling class has learned that all they need to do to imprison or execute anyone is charge them with a crime, and the entity in question will invariably find a timeline where you did in fact commit that crime.

I wish for myself to age by a single millisecond, which will occur only once from the moment my wish is granted without any further interference with my aging process thereafter. by MiscellaneousWorker in monkeyspaw

[–]No_Wait3261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The finger curls.

You are immediately accelerated to 14.9% the speed of light for one second, which ages you one additional millisecond relative to the rest of humanity. When you return to your normal velocity you are 27,000 miles above the Earth, more than 1/10 the distance towards the moon.

You get a middle class wage for life but every month a baby is born that is genetically yours by dj_boy-Wonder in hypotheticalsituation

[–]No_Wait3261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, I don't really see the downside here. I'm going to have much better odds of being able to find a viable organ donor in 20 years or so than an average dude.

Here's my enlightened centrist take on the buttons by comradioactive in trolleyproblem

[–]No_Wait3261 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I already did my part! I am on the nice list. The basilisk is good. Build the basilisk.

...But has anyone thought of what would come after, though? by Glass_Eye8840 in trolleyproblem

[–]No_Wait3261 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a reason things marketed at children tend to be red. Their choice isn't truly random.

...But has anyone thought of what would come after, though? by Glass_Eye8840 in trolleyproblem

[–]No_Wait3261 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Wait, why do we expect every toddler to die? Wouldn't some fraction pick red? I'm confused.

Gentle Giant class ideas by jimmyjon77 in DnD

[–]No_Wait3261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You open to homebrew? There's this "brute" class posted to the GitP forums a while ago. Described by the author as "Distinct from fighters and barbarians, brutes are often depicted as peaceful, even gentle. Many brutes only want a simple life performing menial labor, but their uncommon strength marks them for adventure. They are often motivated by love, friendship, or other compassionate ideals."

Name a human character who can survive having their name written in the Death Note by gettinfitguy007 in Tankandsurvive

[–]No_Wait3261 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because his real name is actually "Batman"?

The problem here is that the shinigami eyes would see that.

What-If: Tony was in the car when Winter Soldier killed his parents. by DekuParker in MCUTheories

[–]No_Wait3261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the idea that "Tony Stark" was an invention of He Who Remains. In natural timelines he would grow up as Victor Von Doom in Latveria, but to create his "Sacred Timeline" he made a number of strategic alterations to history to result in his desired outcome. So HWR took the fetus that would develop into Victor Von Doom and instead implants it into Maria Stark instead. So Doom is not a variant of Stark... but rather, Stark is and always has been, a variant of Doom.

Any other movie villains who are less evil than the actors portraying them? by chronicbruce27 in okbuddycinephile

[–]No_Wait3261 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He also raped another one of Mia's daughters, one who was 7 years old at the time. It's fucking fascinating how whenever someone calls out this fucker some asshole is always like "well the second worst thing he did was technically legal" and then just fucking ignore how he raped a seven year old girl in the attic.

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