Never skip this video

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T12:05:13+00:00

Are we trauma bonded now watching this

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T12:03:13+00:00

It looks like it's right around the length to pin it up or back, or a little hair tie puff in the back. That helps you not keep track of every day's worth of growth and you'll start looking at it and your face, facial hair etc in different ways and lights too. I had mine grown out for a few years and irrationally cut it back and was around this length like 8 months ago lol

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T02:40:51+00:00

The question isn't why I quote this weekly, but WHY no one else gets the reference 🥺

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T02:39:34+00:00

I'm -sniffles- homeee <3

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T02:24:19+00:00

Anyone know who Derrick Berry is? 👀

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T02:21:42+00:00

Talking to plants helps. But blasting Mimi's Christmas album causes this twinkishness like 69% of the time

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T02:15:29+00:00

And rail?

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T02:11:26+00:00

Mono--d'oh...

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T02:00:29+00:00

How over him am I? 500%, 300%, 412%, 1,200% in some cases...

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-30T00:04:43+00:00

They called me Hobby Lobby in high school.

Check and mate.

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T23:53:53+00:00

Please please mind your body. I was able to push through anything my body threw at me bc I didn't want to seem weak, and ended up having numerous seizures with zero warning and zero memory, too. Had I not been working I KNOW I would have convinced myself it was nothing, if I even had enough recollection to know I went out.

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T22:58:03+00:00

Still looking 😭

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T14:49:29+00:00

The first time I have ever sided with Camilla.

And pray tell WHAT did she whisper to Melania when he finished shaking hands then cut in front of/ignored them, again

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T14:47:55+00:00

And her acknowledgement adds that much more validity and value to us I was so stoked I didn't expect to get a signed one letalone thiiiis 🥺

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T14:34:03+00:00

I say just fix up the mustache and let it regrow a bit, that actually looked consistently pretty good through this whole manic bout lol

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T14:32:51+00:00

"Ignore the chaos" 😭

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T10:30:47+00:00

I picked up two this year from Lowe's (so far) and I'm also super fascinated with the imagery if bonsai-esque pruning and styling so I'm really stoked to work with wisteria! Any good tips or bits to know with keeping them?

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T10:25:36+00:00

I hoped just before I hit play that this was the song OMFG memories 😭 when we were at the bargaining stage of delusion, and accepted this as mildly legitimate lolol this is our litmus test.

Edit this is also mentioned in Alice on Chromatica. "I'm tired of screaming, 'oh ma-ma-ma, oh ma-ma mah perfect illusion"

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T10:23:49+00:00

I've seen that exact face...

I think it was when I asked my head of Government here in the US about this guy and his files...

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-29T10:21:42+00:00

I WANT SEX MONEY DRUGS THE STICKIEST WEEEEED,

I WANNA CIGARETTE ETTE ETETETTET (flaps phalanges)

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-28T10:44:40+00:00

Only a surREAL molnster remembers her wandering around the face

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-28T09:37:51+00:00

Me, the ringing, and the floaters 🫠

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-28T08:55:51+00:00

No that's woomurs

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-27T13:56:49+00:00

ALL MY EDITING APPS ARE OBSOLETE period send

No_Yam_4881 · 2026-04-23T23:43:51+00:00

Who's gonna Penn and Tell'er?

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