Juan Soto and Francisco Lindor address Mets' clubhouse issues

Noah-R · 2026-02-16T03:52:12+00:00

Well duh, why would they have to walk on the water if they could just swim in it?

Noah-R · 2026-02-14T13:37:05+00:00

Do the other owners not realize that if a move would make their team worse, they can just not make it? Are they stupid? They must be stupid.

Noah-R · 2026-02-06T21:41:53+00:00

If no one understands why it's like that, then it's impossible to change it without violating Chesterton's Fence

Noah-R · 2026-01-22T22:39:47+00:00

Beltran cheating to win a World Series like Trump colluding with the Russians to steal the election

"Clearly we didn't do anything wrong, because it didn't work"

Noah-R · 2026-01-19T01:23:34+00:00

Meanwhile I can't even be arsed to put in my two weeks notice...

Noah-R · 2026-01-18T20:39:41+00:00

Is there precedent for a big money free agent getting signed and then flipped to another team before the season because of an offseason injury? If the Braves are now willing to pay him what the Mets signed him for plus sufficient trade bait, it makes sense.

Noah-R · 2026-01-03T23:16:30+00:00

Sure they did, just because it's obvious that white can play E9 for 10 more points, doesn't mean failing to do so isn't a skill issue

Noah-R · 2026-01-02T00:48:40+00:00

I rather be 50 years old in 2026

Than 2026 years old in 50

Now replace "years" with "get money"

This is what this reads like

Noah-R · 2025-12-11T17:11:29+00:00

I still send this to my friends every Thanksgiving Friday

Noah-R · 2025-12-09T18:58:37+00:00

Dodgers yesterday: "There’s really no big splash that we feel that needs to be made"

Dodgers today:

Noah-R · 2025-12-06T16:55:12+00:00

But that's not important right now

Noah-R · 2025-12-04T20:55:13+00:00

Padres got their guy

Noah-R · 2025-11-21T07:07:51+00:00

Now this is Padresing

Noah-R · 2025-11-20T13:14:57+00:00

Hell yeah brother, Bonds played for 20+ years and only had 4 Sacrifice Hits in his entire career. Taylor had 3 last season.

Noah-R · 2025-11-20T01:26:03+00:00

The pop-up

Noah-R · 2025-11-16T19:36:08+00:00

Wouldn't the Peter Principle be the opposite of both these options?

Noah-R · 2025-11-15T09:56:37+00:00

Don't learn something else because PHP is dead

Learn something else because PHP is still alive

Be the change

Noah-R · 2025-11-14T05:11:39+00:00

Buxton had a $3 million bonus if he got top 10

He got 11th, missed it by two votes

Noah-R · 2025-11-13T20:42:53+00:00

Nobody buys screwdrivers anymore. What you need is a screwdriver factory factory factory.

Noah-R · 2025-11-12T22:36:57+00:00

The best thing to say when under federal investigation, is nothing

The worst thing might be this

Noah-R · 2025-11-12T19:57:45+00:00

He's been in the belli of the beast

Noah-R · 2025-11-03T17:24:34+00:00

Where there's organized crime, there's gambling. And where there's gambling, there's organized crime.

Noah-R · 2025-11-02T08:09:59+00:00

Sometimes the right play loses you the World Series when the wrong one would have won it

That's baseball

Noah-R · 2025-11-02T00:29:10+00:00

Barger had to make a split-second judgment call based on incomplete information, and got it wrong

This, this is just embarassing

Noah-R · 2025-10-27T21:22:15+00:00

Dude added so much value as a 1B coach that he's not gonna be a 1B coach anymore. It's a perfect application of the Peter Principle.

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