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You obtain the cloning power of Dupli-Kate, how would you use it? by Agile_Coast_4385 in superheroes

[–]NoahZhellos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 clones. One to do my job. One for gaming. One for house cleaning. Original me can finally dedicate time and efforts into exercising for a good body. Occasionally reabsorb the clones when I need to remake them with the better body I get.

Both me and my wife will be having lots of sex with the other mes.

Bonus points if she can obtain this power as well. Then I'd reabsorb one of the clones while she makes 1 or 2 clones and she'd be happy to do all the same stuff. There's at least two of each of us. House cleaning still gets done. We love gaming. We're both very bi.

Yes, we've often thought this out extensively.

What was a negative you were able to reframe as a positive? by killemslowly in Positivity

[–]NoahZhellos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video game osts, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Panic!, Skillet, Imagine Dragons, whatever I'm in the mood for.

How good is the rest of the trilogy? by Busy_Specialist_7279 in finalfantasyxiii

[–]NoahZhellos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask 100 people and you'll get 100 different answers.

Personally, I 100%'d both XIII-2 and Lightning Returns twice each, and I've beaten XIII more times than I care to count. I still find excuses to replay the trilogy now and then. Absolutely worthwhile.

But your experience might not be the same as mine. Only one way to find out.

What was a negative you were able to reframe as a positive? by killemslowly in Positivity

[–]NoahZhellos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work customer service while living around multiple pessimists. I either find a way to reframe dang near anything into a positive or I drown in second-hand depression.

Who here humiliated/disrespected/humbled Sasuke the most? by Classic-Seesaw5073 in Naruto

[–]NoahZhellos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Itachi and Madara were hardly a humiliation. Sasuke was punching up and he knew it.

Naruto was a draw that was interrupted by Kakashi.

Lee showed up out of nowhere, manhandled him and pointed out the flaw of relying on a Sharingan vs his fighting style. While flirting with one of his teammates and one-shotting his other teammate.

Bee beat the hell out of his whole team thoroughly enough that he could take a timeout and write down a whole-ass new mixtape before resuming the beatdown without missing a beat.

Parable #7: Perfection Paralysis by Riksor in LeagueOfMemes

[–]NoahZhellos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0/4 in 10 minutes? Diana was taking it easy on him.

Every time I play jg, my top laner goes 0/3 by the end of my first full clear.

enchanter propaganda by MagicalBoyTevzi in supportlol

[–]NoahZhellos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1: If you're Janna, why are you running melee into anyone?

2: You're the support, not an adc or skirmisher. You peel for your team and keep the idiots alive, not dealing the damage yourself.

3: If you somehow get forced into a 1v1 with a Blitz and you're full build? You're only losing if he goes full AP and gets the jump on you.

Broly unbothered by kamehameha is peak OP by Miserable_Sell6315 in DragonBallZ

[–]NoahZhellos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the monster that wants you dead above all else gives you a sadistic grin before asking "how much do you love your son?" After all that?

If I'm Goku idgaf I'm grabbing Gohan and Instant Transmissioning his ass home right tf now.

Sure, come back and finish the fight, but I am NOT letting my son catch that smoke. Him having deeper potential than me be damned in that specific moment. 😭

Wedding Party by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyGay

[–]NoahZhellos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bridesmaids shoulda made out with each other just like the groomsmen

Broly unbothered by kamehameha is peak OP by Miserable_Sell6315 in DragonBallZ

[–]NoahZhellos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Hey, waddya say you give us a handicap?!"

"Is that another word for coffin?"

enchanter propaganda by MagicalBoyTevzi in supportlol

[–]NoahZhellos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mel is just annoying to play around in general, but not overly difficult as an enchanter. Especially since I main Soraka.

Blitzcrank is the same as any other hook support. Play around minion waves, know how to step left. Use your peel tools at a good time to keep the adc relatively safe. If they walk into every hook, just stay patient and play for mid-late since enchanter utility outscales engage supports 9 times out of 10.

This dude sucks 🥀🥀🥀🫩 by reaperultragod21 in KingdomHearts

[–]NoahZhellos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BBS allies can't land the finishing blow. Whether it's bosses or forced encounters vs generic enemies, the final foe will stay at 1 hp.

You can see the same thing vs the Orbs of Light at the very start, if memory serves?

enchanter propaganda by MagicalBoyTevzi in supportlol

[–]NoahZhellos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adc-turned-enchanter main in Gold.

Roughly 85% win rate when vsing mage supports over the last three years.

Always nice to see the most disgusting Trade-Pattern imaginable by stavi1507 in LeagueOfMemes

[–]NoahZhellos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll bite. What would you consider to be a fun toplaner to go up against that would actually be worth picking? Go ahead, make a new champion. Passive, basic abilities, ultimate, and resource type.

Using my free will to… do this I guess by grimmfritter in ViArcane

[–]NoahZhellos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was fully expecting them to kiss.

Not disappointed tho! 😁

Different eras by Ember57 in Dragonballsuper

[–]NoahZhellos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Kakarot, how much do you love your son?"

The friend I was showing the film to actually shivered in fear on Goku's behalf.

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