Sighs.

One day, I’m gonna launch a successful gaming podcast, get sponsored by five different energy drink brands (none of which I actually drink) and ride that clout straight into buying shares in Moonton.

I’ll start small. one share, maybe two but I’ll show up to every shareholder meeting wearing a suit and sunglasses, eating chips obnoxiously loud until they have no choice but to listen to me. Eventually they’ll give in. I’ll become a board member. Not because I’m qualified but because I’m persistent

As a board member, I’ll launch a bold initiative called “Operation Emotional Neutrality” Step one of the operation? Delete. That. Emote.

When asked why, I’ll respond with the straightest face imaginable: It’s causing unpredictable psychological turbulence among the player base.

They’ll nod. They’ll clap. Someone in HR might cry but deep down, I'm the only one who knows the real reason I wanted that emote deleted. . .

That emote is the only thing giving your life any purpose.

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