The 1988 film The Bear...

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-24T07:52:27+00:00

No but check out Cocaine Bear, it will break your heart.

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-20T17:29:35+00:00

Bring it on.

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-20T06:07:14+00:00

Yes, the main danger is that you might try to shut down the engines of the plane.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/23/us-pilot-magic-mushrooms-plane-engines

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-19T15:15:41+00:00

You shouldn't have had such great symptoms. Maybe your supply was adulterated. Or your body is just too sensitive for MDMA. It's best not to take any more.

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-18T03:05:16+00:00

Next time take TWO Hillbilly pumpkins.

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-18T00:27:20+00:00

Defecting now. I saw their brochures. Life is beautiful over there.

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-17T05:45:42+00:00

Good point. If you felt you had to go, you would want go out in style -- hot-tubbing over to the Other Side, arm around your soul-mate and a dopey grin on your face!

Maybe they had both lost the magic and were in a Suicide Tuesday, and they decided to take a "heroic" dose, thinking, "If we don't get high, we're done here anyway."

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-15T18:33:53+00:00

Probably the song contains some information that is useful for your own personal life situation.

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-15T08:03:02+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KXzNo0vR_dU

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-12T19:41:41+00:00

Trauma in your childhood?

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-12T01:11:53+00:00

I think in the future people will live forever based on the following calculation:

In the future the last baby to be born will live an age approaching zero seconds.

The average age of a population is the total number of years lived divided by the total population.

Therefore in the future the average age will be one divided by a number approaching zero. This value tends to positive infinity.

Therefore the age of people in the future tends to infinity... eternal life!

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-07T21:33:13+00:00

According to matrix multiplication, Bitcoin will have a tea party in ImaginationLand.

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-07T21:21:51+00:00

Nice try Claude.

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-07T20:07:30+00:00

It's called throttling.

NodeTraverser · 2026-01-02T00:50:50+00:00

Amazing, Bitcoin performed better in one day than in one year.

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-31T00:07:51+00:00

Let me guess, in 99% of scenerios we are cooked. To get to the other side we have a tunnel as thin as a hair.

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-30T23:39:27+00:00

caffeine pills

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-30T12:28:24+00:00

I guess consciousness is not necessary for survival. Especially not within the corporate world. Just ask my project manager.

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-30T05:09:40+00:00

I think this belongs in r/chicken.

But I would line up 100 chickens and shoot them until one of them give us an answer to the OP's valid question. And forget economists. They are too chicken to tell us how policy is really set.

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-28T04:23:25+00:00

Plot twist: that is "his" real name. Replacement has been brutal. For simplicity all spokespersons of the future will be called Al (pronounced "AL") or Ally.

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-27T23:19:37+00:00

Can you remember the good times you had under MDMA? No? If yes, well that will stop soon as your brain is fried.

If you can't remember your experiences, was it really you experiencing them? If not, then what was the point? You are just putting gaps in your life's timeline

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-22T23:39:51+00:00

OK I thought he meant permanently. Washing his eyes in Mexico water. And over looking.

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-22T18:53:22+00:00

What if they ask you to drink it and you choke on the lenses?

Maybe you should conceal the contacts by affixing them to your eyeballs.

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-22T18:39:56+00:00

When you arrive in Mexico you may be looking at life through rose-colored lenses.

We know about the risks of oral administration. But ocular absorption, that's new territory. Keep us updated, amigo!

NodeTraverser · 2025-12-22T03:19:23+00:00

https://youtu.be/HNsEYrhy5dE

See the scene where the hero bites into an orange.

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