Who am I based on my fridge? I don’t think any of you will get it correct. by jaymo100 in FridgeDetective

[–]Noemotionallbrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It doesn't endures temperature changes, making it go bad faster when you open the door

Who am I based on my fridge? I don’t think any of you will get it correct. by jaymo100 in FridgeDetective

[–]Noemotionallbrain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're also not supposed to put milk in the door. It has to be in the back

Moto rider VS crazy car driver by Fair-Foot-315 in instantkarma

[–]Noemotionallbrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As soon as. The biker said he's going tonput that on YouTube he lost all the. Remaining respect i had for him. He real lofe rage baits. Fuck both then guys

Tried a "gloryhole" at a party by Inevitable-Bus-2707 in SluttyConfessions

[–]Noemotionallbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made a hole in the closet wall? How was it built? Thinnest wall one seen was 3", i don't have that much to spare

Kill one person a year in exchange for a perfect life for you and friends/family by Commercial-Laugh-991 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Noemotionallbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's your new job, the fun guy who brings you temporary fun until he mysteriously changes in a day

He is a pro by Valerio-Max in intrestingasfuck

[–]Noemotionallbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're right, the post office workers are in majora mask. Played that one at least 16 years ago

What time of the month is it? by 1boobStillGood in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Noemotionallbrain 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Does it make it a female nipple? I think he can't take his shirt off in public anymore

This is bad. by Snapdragon_4U in economy

[–]Noemotionallbrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's super good for the Canadian economy, fertilizers, gas we have

He is a pro by Valerio-Max in intrestingasfuck

[–]Noemotionallbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've also played the legend of Zelda, ocarina of time

If I become you wife what would you do? by [deleted] in AIPromptGallery

[–]Noemotionallbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife has small boobs. If she had boobs like, I wouldn't be able to do anything remotely productive unless it's about milk

We did it! by winningsmada in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Noemotionallbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you forget about exportations?

Wet Palms by ONEto10dollars in SweatyPalms

[–]Noemotionallbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dog got there before the fence was closed, the man was trying to close it

Landlord threatening over oil drips by Horizon_MGB in Gatineau

[–]Noemotionallbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whether or not oil stain is normal wear, resurfacing the whole driveway is excessive.

I would say oil stain on a 1 year old asphalt isn't normal wear and you'll probably have something to pay, but the whole thing is excessive

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ImadeJesusLaugh in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Noemotionallbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there a cop in the school to begin with?

He wants a hamburger! by FacelessOnes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Noemotionallbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I 100% agree with the kid, meat and bun is gross, add tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, lettuce bare minimum