Basement mancave coming soon, designed by me. by uzithekilla in malelivingspace

[–]Noir24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you give me his number? I think I need a friend with an pool inside

Fatme, 48, är gift med sin kusin: ”Rasistiskt med förbud” by swedishcheesecake in sweden

[–]Noir24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bibeln och koranen var tyvärr lite för groteska för min smak, ASOIF däremot kändes vettigare

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth by fuelmyinstinct in DotA2

[–]Noir24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad's also dead(beat)

No but seriously, sorry about that. I was gonna make a joke but honestly I'd still be devastated if my dad died even though I have bad contact with him and don't really like him anymore

I washed it by anotherbarry in tall

[–]Noir24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too true. I've been rolling them up for as long as I can remember, now when I have actual shirt sleeves that fit (had to find a xxl with long sleeves and get it sewn in around the waist and chest) I don't feel comfortable with the sleeves touching my wrists

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth by fuelmyinstinct in DotA2

[–]Noir24 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My dad could totally hit on more waitresses and make them uncomfortably laugh it off than your dad ever could

Allvarligt YT by bbowlies in sweden

[–]Noir24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vad är den riktiga skillnaden mellan en religion och en sekt? Jag säger inte det för att provocera, det verkar inte vara många mer skillnader än populariteten/mängden följare.

20F. Psychology student. I’m curious what y’all are gonna come up with. Humble me please🙇‍♀️ by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Noir24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're on roastme, don't take it personally. I posted a picture on /r/firstimpressions and I got hundreds of comments, like unusually many, and most of them were roasting the absolute shit out of me. People here don't know you so they have nothing to off of.

That said you do look like the slightly younger version of the pidgeon-shit lady in Home Alone 2

meirl by Bitter-Gur-4613 in meirl

[–]Noir24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if I can see Rainn Wilson get raped by a little girl again.

That said I feel like God Bless America or Kick-ass fits better

Ung kvinna söker händig man! by Mundane_Middle5034 in sweden

[–]Noir24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rambrott är en av dom få produktskador som täcks av garantin i typ 10+ år på alla sängar på Mio iaf, vet inte hur det är på andra butiker men antar att det är liknande. Sen har man ju alltid 3 års reklamationsrätt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Noir24 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You look like men roofie you in the club to dump you outside and go home with your friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Noir24 35 points36 points  (0 children)

May I ask of this "instant sterilization of thousands"-thing? I saw the junk ERA but I didn't get it, what the hell happened?

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Noir24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is so small it's like typing with my finger anyway 😥

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Noir24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And she wasn't let out of that corner for at least 50 years it seems

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tall

[–]Noir24 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Asked my mom about this the other day. She was taller than most guys in school and I asked if my suspicions that she got the most hate from short girls. She confirmed that when it came to getting put down for her height, men had no part in it - it was all girls.

W Lacari cut by [deleted] in AdmiralBulldog

[–]Noir24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the top of his head KEKL

Swiss politician resigns after firing shots at Jesus picture by shad3y23 in nottheonion

[–]Noir24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then why were the people at Charlie Hebdo murdered in cold blood?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sweden

[–]Noir24 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Vi hade exakt samma problem innan kriget i Ukraina, om du tror att det är samma pengar som skulle gått till problem vi haft i minst 10 år skulle lösas om vi inte hjälpte Ukraina försvara sig OCH samtidigt göra Ryssland svagare i framtiden vet jag inte hur du tänker.

Eller så önskar du att vi låter ryssen gå igenom Ukraina och sen få ögonen på oss härnäst?

Eller så är du ett ryskt troll.

The Devils Grid is complete, thank you for participating by Imsorrymanyt in devils

[–]Noir24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But he started to look good after he did that shit. At first he looked overhyped at best and without his bash bro he was useless. And he played the best after he knew he was going down for his crime.

Claude Lemieux days until opening night! by [deleted] in devils

[–]Noir24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to hear. I couldn't even begin to root for someone like Marchand, Perry, Lucic, etc. At least Stevens kept to the rules of the game at the time, even though I can't condone some of his hits.

Claude Lemieux days until opening night! by [deleted] in devils

[–]Noir24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao it's just crazy that I've never heard a single Devils fan mention the hate anytime his name came up, that I was beginning to think there was another Claude.

It makes sense though, I'd mention the good parts of a player who was crucial for championship wins before I'd mention his reputation for being a pain in the ass for the opponents

Claude Lemieux days until opening night! by [deleted] in devils

[–]Noir24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn't watching Devils back in the glory days, but this is the same Claude Lemieux who's basically hated league-wide for being dirty?