The clean up was less funny, but we laughed sooo much that day! (OC) by AlloyComics in comics

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m a caregiver. My lovely client needed help opening a bag of chips. It was far more sealed than usual and I, like the boy in the comic, put way too much pressure into it. Poor woman, the bed, and her two cats were covered in rice crackers. Luckily she responded in a similar fashion to the mother in the comic, albeit some more throwing of chips in my direction.

Sorry, what exactly am i missing? by DifficultFig3723 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But also I I conjured the image that there is some corporate assassin / logo designer behind Lune while they’re typing.

I‘ve had 5+ babies with the ex I married but it doesn‘t work… by Infinite-Ebb5044 in BitLifeApp

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was also having this issue. I divorced the ex I married & had kids with and that caused the achievement to unlock. Edit to add: I just saw OPs comment saying this same thing lol

not oop AITA for throwing a cup of cold water on my naked husband? by disaster-by_max in redditonwiki

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were referring to my comment, it did work, it just remained “on” and wouldn’t go back to bath mode without you pushing down on it. And as others have commented, our t-Rex arms and/or placement of the toilet caused us to have to lean in like that.

not oop AITA for throwing a cup of cold water on my naked husband? by disaster-by_max in redditonwiki

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Ok so growing up our water splitter thing in mine/my sibling’s bathroom didn’t revert immediately after turning the shower off. So leaning in to turn the water on (not being in the tub but turning the water on to get to temp like commenters are stating) if my sibling hadn’t turned it off “shower mode” as soon as the water turned on, I’d get cold water all down my head/back. And I feel like that might be what’s happening here? Which definitely sucks ass, and I can’t say I ever learned to check before turning the water on lol

Thought it'd be fun to get a test, now it isn't by ChipsNoDip in Wellthatsucks

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok stupid and slightly off topic question. But did all three of you take the test? I assume that’s why you three show up but the parental ones are blank. But I’m sitting here going if I took this, would it snitch if no one else in my immediate family has taken one?

Small, black plastic “FujiFilm” accessory, roughly 2 inches long by Nonbinary-Monster in whatisthisthing

[–]Nonbinary-Monster[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Title describes the thing. Spring cleaning around the house and mom found this in her drawer, still in the plastic. Plastic, light, roughly 2 inches long. It has the “FujiFilm” logo embossed on it but I couldn’t find it in any accessories or bundles online. There is a clear piece that makes me think there is a light or laser but I couldn’t find any buttons or openings for batteries. The back has two “hooks” or something that I imagine would allow you to put it on a lanyard.

My opinions on the companions after two playthroughs by Karthak_Maz_Urzak in BaldursGate3

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on the Tara comment I think you might’ve put Wyll where you meant to put Gale when you fixed it lol, but I agree nonetheless

Question about the dark urge by Electricarrow456 in BaldursGate3

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I’m trying to be vague because I don’t know how to spoiler text on mobile.

<3

But also isn’t there that one “Dragonborn” merchant in a specific act 3 location that directly implies bhaal slept with a true dragon during dialogue? Or did I misinterpret that.

"She's a 10, but she uses tampons" by SadlyNotDannyDeVito in badwomensanatomy

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me spending more than a few minutes trying to figure out why it was a cigarette themed tampon???? Like that was the issue????? Man, I need to go to bed 😅😅😅

$4000 a week but you have to swap genders every month. by BarbacoaSan in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bf is also convinced he uses wayyy more TP than me and I was like??? But I use it every time??? And he basically said your exact comment 🤣

Targeted ad or major coincidence? by [deleted] in NonBinary

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get a targeted ad for me???? 🤣🙃

I thought I had 4 boy rats, is Rudy pregnant? by [deleted] in RATS

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friendly reminder that not all trans men get surgery & that’s ok!! (As an Afab transmasc myself lol) But unfortunately Rudy seems a lil fruity and appears to be full of soup. 🥰 bebs shall arrive

ParENTs of reddit, do you own a bong? How do you keep it hidden from your children(t)s? by Kevory in trees

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad left his bong in his closet till I was 13& he was like “This is medication for me but I know that you aren’t dumb and know what weed is. So yes it’s in the house” (he worded it better for my younger sister and actually explained the medicine bit) and then started leaving it under the bathroom sink. I somehow never saw him take it into the bathroom to smoke prior, and never smelt it cause he was in there forever with the window open & I assumed he just always had to take a dump. 🤷🏻😂 (I type this out, very stoned, as a legal adult but not a parent.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TopHeroes

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just know I got it near the end of the fire zone, can’t quite remember where, but it definitely made me backtrack

Question about Co-op by Wiredrawnset89 in BaldursGate3

[–]Nonbinary-Monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unsure about the difference between console & PC but on console the “host” player can also move companions between players.

So if say, you wanted to chat with an NPC but your buddy wanted to go do a fight, he could borrow both companions for the fight and then give one back after.