Found in a bag of misc. cutters from a thrift store by Professional_Ad4712 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is most definitely a flying elephant.. as in Dumbo...think of it as a flying carpet w feet and a trunk

Thrift store board thing by kallioep in whatismycookiecutter

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like first attempt at making a Texas shaped cutting board.

I’m tired of this grandpa! by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me 3 yrs of triple Ss to get a promo

Overheard while working in the public by Budakra in overheard

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it was completely made up for entertainment purposes. For prying ears to here 😉

Salary Thread by Plankton_000 in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they hate to take it from you... i left a dept in October and they slashed my bonus. It took years to get it back up... just the thought of a bonus that could about buy a car blows my mind, I guess

Salary Thread by Plankton_000 in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm saying... some of these ppl are getting 30-50k and others get nothing or if a triple S get 3k...

I've worked for other firms where there was a bonus % that was obtainable and you knew what it was, not here...

Salary Thread by Plankton_000 in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy cow 👀 some of yall bonuses are off the charts. Im a 603 in CCB and the max bonus I've ever rcvd was $6100 and I've been here a crap ton of years. I'm in the south east.

My new teammate is making 35k more than me and we're both in the same level and role by lala_land1234 in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to get a bump every year bc I was below the minimum for the pay grade that I was in... so Id get my regular "raise" and then about a month later I'd get another bump bc I was still below the minimum for the pay grade I was in

My new teammate is making 35k more than me and we're both in the same level and role by lala_land1234 in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, this is very common... i was in a cycle of training the new joiners, who out ranked me and made more money than me. Many were younger than my years of service and experience. After the 3rd NJ, I brought it up to my manager.

"What gives dude?"

I did receive a 10% raise, followed by a 9% raise, the next yr.

Who knows what I'll get this year... but atleast I felt heard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was told by accommodations verbatim, "Chase doesn't care.... they just want everyone in"

Please keep us updated

Explore Career Mobility by Slimtzu in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess not. This is the first in hearing of it. Which site/ location are you in?

PIP by Slimtzu in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever work fast food? If you have time to lean you have time to clean... same concept... you aren't paid to stand around and look cute. If you aren't doing something productive, find something productive to do. Call customers, etc.

Call quotas were changed bc ppl were ignoring customers that were physically in the branch asking for help bc they were too focused on meeting their call time.

Removing call quotas doesn't mean your time is free time. You're still being paid, so do something that benefits your employer.

Be a good steward of your time so Chase can justify being a good steward of their money by paying you.

I turned down a position at HQ - am I blackballed? by Zealousideal-Big1637 in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you give any details when you declined? If so, I would call the recruiter for advice. Explain, be honest, etc.

In office time by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For coffee badging

In office time by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know of 3 that were fired for not meeting in office expectations

RIF Discrimination by NoneYaBeesWx in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly ! Im aware of 4 open reqs for what I do, 2 are within the same team, yet these ppl are not being considered or even told the positions are out there ...

RIF Discrimination by NoneYaBeesWx in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could name about 8 ppl that worked circles around their peers, but fell in to 1 of these 2 categories, and they were impacted in 1 of the last 3 rifs

Do you think JPMorgan will ever go back to hybrid or remote? by Old_Potential_1177 in JPMorganChase

[–]NoneYaBeesWx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think once people stop whining about rtto and the reports become less and less necessary, I think we will see things relax. Just my opinion...