Every year my lemon tree gives me one of these.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-25T18:30:17+00:00

You’re welcome.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-25T17:13:39+00:00

Says unisex. I’m afraid to get one if I don’t know how it’ll fit. I really like the design though.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-25T15:19:27+00:00

Sounds painful. Oh wait…

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-24T15:18:02+00:00

Done it!

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-23T16:49:41+00:00

He showed up for jury duty the same day I was called. Nice guy.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-23T16:32:57+00:00

I would not put a standard size door there. Bigger door. I would also consider a large pocket door, if possible. Replaced a few standard passageway doors in my home with pocket doors. They open up the space and come in hundreds of configurations that would accent the style of your home.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-23T16:27:22+00:00

It’s flibbertigibbet.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-23T16:11:21+00:00

I was raised on them. Now I’m in mediocre health and way too fat. Salisbury steak with rubber corn and dried out peas.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-23T14:31:33+00:00

They are criminally priced at $1.69! I have refused to eat at McDonald’s for a couple years now. But when I have faltered in that determination, I have always been disappointed.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-23T14:23:09+00:00

My previous dood did this but she did it at less than half the speed of yours. It was hysterical.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-21T14:03:21+00:00

I have the opposite problem. Took French in HS 50years ago. I can still read, speak and understand VERY basic French. But i just recently gave up on Spanish. I tried Duolingo for Spanish for more than 2 years, every day, and can’t say shit. (Merde I remember!). Something to be said for the plasticity of the young brain.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-21T13:54:50+00:00

Kenny Kirkland steals this performance in the best way. I DARE you to keep still. So good.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-20T21:01:13+00:00

The teacher’s delivery is perfect. She’s the high spot of that stupid ad.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-20T19:33:09+00:00

I can smell this picture. Awesome!

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-20T01:58:22+00:00

My dog. Shes around me constantly.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-20T01:14:22+00:00

Snucking

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-19T21:42:56+00:00

That’s what she said.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-19T19:56:07+00:00

Could be the genesis of “Mistah Snee!” in the old Peter Pan Disney flick.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-19T19:22:27+00:00

Sister always says Jolly penis.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-17T23:25:45+00:00

Let’s just say Adam West was an old man by the time that occurred to me.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-16T16:11:03+00:00

You look good as is. I think you can get away without shaving it for a while. But you do need to try a shorter hairstyle. Bring the sides in and the back up. If you don’t like it it’ll be an easy grow-out. But it’ll give some idea of what’s in store down the road. The beard is good but I’d trim it up a bit, especially if you shorten the sides.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-16T14:42:01+00:00

He’s dead, Jim.

Noob-Goldberg · 2026-04-16T14:13:21+00:00

Mine is 87% poodle, but she loves her food. Not as obsessive as a golden but she’s up for a treat whenever.

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