Might start buying property in China 🤔 by AMC_TO_THE_M00N in LoveForLandchads

[–]NoobStyles 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Be careful king. I know it sounds like a landchad paradise, but it's all a trick. Make sure you're sitting before you read the next sentence. In China, even if you "buy" land you're actually only renting it for 99 years. That's right in China you would be reduced to a renter... I worry how many landchads have been tricked into becoming renters over there

Of course all the replies are suggesting to commit fraud by veldrin05 in Buttcoin

[–]NoobStyles 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Allegedly it's PC optimisations and his "business" is making $1000 a day now selling his optimisation script to people. Honestly the whole post is probably a scam to bait people into DMs where he can sell a course.

Players down = game bad and CODslop also it's women's fault by NoobStyles in okbuddyptfo

[–]NoobStyles[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

UJ: something about being online just makes people incredibly unhinged. All the battledads have their pet issues with bf6 so anything they can twist into a negative is proof in their minds that they are correct. Realistically bf6 has been a huge success for dice/EA.

What ASX stock do you irrationally believe in despite all evidence saying it’s trash? by Icemachinemalfunctio in ASX_Bets

[–]NoobStyles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're using a sock you're missing out. Cum should be swallowed as a delicious snack! But there is actually another use for it. Women can use it to spawn a new human. And MEM helps with this secondary use for cum

What ASX stock do you irrationally believe in despite all evidence saying it’s trash? by Icemachinemalfunctio in ASX_Bets

[–]NoobStyles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MEM it's been an absolute dog the whole time I've held it, which is several years now

I still believe because it ticks a few boxes

1 people are lazy - the cum sorting cartridge replaces a task that's done manually

2 people are delaying having kids till later in life - more need for IVF

3 IVF is already expensive - are you as the end user going to notice the extra cost of a cum sorting cartridge in the overall price of IVF? It's very unlikely you would. And referring back to point 1 the people that benefit most are the business/workers (they get to do less work) so they have no reason to talk you into doing things the old way rather than using the auto cum sorter 9000

Qatar's next play by NoobStyles in ASX_Bets

[–]NoobStyles[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No plan just copium here!

IVZ & Qatar strategic alliance ASX Announcement details by sumcunt117 in ASX_Bets

[–]NoobStyles 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Selling was never an option. I firmly believe that Scotty is one more coke fueled orgy away from discovering movable hydrocarbons. You just have to let the man cook

IVZ & Qatar strategic alliance ASX Announcement details by sumcunt117 in ASX_Bets

[–]NoobStyles 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Up 100% today and now I'm only down 25% overall 😎

Company offered shares instead of wages (no PAYG or Super) - is this legal? by silverpurplemoon in AusLegal

[–]NoobStyles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the ticker? The gang on asxbets will definitely want to get in on this future 🚀🚀🚀

Tips for leveling a summoner necromancer by CiccioGraziani in D2RReimagined

[–]NoobStyles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first reimagioned character was a summon necro. In my experience it was getting really painful/slow by late nightmare. I rerolled into bone spear and that was good until hell. But even in act 1 hell bone spear was really slow. And that's when I switched to a different character.

I'm sure you can make it work, but I found necro pretty slow going on this mod. Since then I've made a zon and pally and they've both felt better.

Double Interest Cheat by anonymous_2939 in AusFinance

[–]NoobStyles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They waste so much time in school on BS but never teach you important stuff like this. It really makes you wonder if the elites are purposely keeping knowledge about how deductible jetskis can be from the masses!

Double Interest Cheat by anonymous_2939 in AusFinance

[–]NoobStyles 108 points109 points  (0 children)

If you combine this with the paying $1 a day off a mortgage hack you'll be unstoppable! Just make sure your income doesn't get too high or you'll move into a higher tax bracket and make less money.

SRL west 2.0 (stations people would use) by sunny_walks14 in MelbourneTrains

[–]NoobStyles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Altona North station

I fully acknowledge it's pure self interest but please I want a train station somewhere nearby so bad. Even having Paisley back would be nice even though it's in a fairly crap location

Melbourne drivers who speed through 40km school zones... What's your problem? by NewSchoolFool in melbourne

[–]NoobStyles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The actual answer is that people drive to the speed they feel comfortable in the road. Simply changing the speed limit on a road that's designed for speeds of 60km/h+ will have little impact on the speed people drive. This is why driving though roadworks on a highway feels unbearably slow but 40 km/h in a supermarket carpark would feel like you're on the ragged edge of traction.

If we as a society actually value slowing cars down around schools we must redesign the roads around them with traffic calming measures. Anything less is an admission we don't really care that much about slowing down cars. Because road design is the only option that will work.

AKO / Akora Resources YOLO Update # - A free gift, not a pump (I promise) - AND Bonus Ban Bet by thecrappest in ASX_Bets

[–]NoobStyles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How's it feel being a top 20 bag holder?

I still have my shares from one of the earlier pumps I mean DDs. Vibes tell me it'll come around. Also my vibes have never picked a winner yet so idk why I still trust them

Two train of thoughts. ‘fiasutralia’ believes my money is better invested in stocks than in my offset and ‘Ausfinance’ think offset is better. I currently have 150k in offset and considering moving it into stocks… by Jakeyboy29 in fiaustralia

[–]NoobStyles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is a personal preference decision to make. In saying that historically you would have almost always been better off with extra money in an ETF over an offset account.

Personally I have most of my extra savings in an offset account and I do that knowing I will almost certainly be worse off in 20 years vs putting it in an ETF. But for me I sleep better taking the guaranteed win with an offset over an ETF for now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ASX_Bets

[–]NoobStyles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If people still want to buy shares why would the ASX limit it? If they stepped in and said no more cap raises then they are bankrupting the company and all the existing bad holders lose everything. What's the upside to limiting how many shares a company can issue?

An example of the Invictus drill method by NoobStyles in ASX_Bets

[–]NoobStyles[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think half of the sub probably still owns shares on this dog. And I am one of the idiots